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It was a terribly stormy night. Mekena was curious what lay behind the door to Herredy's room.
Mekena slowly walked through the hallway, each step bringing Mekena closer to the wooden door.
FLASH! A brilliantly dazzling lightning stike outside blinded Mekena, as they struggled forward, finally grabbing the slimey knob of the door. Opening it, she walked in and
saw Herredy playing EpicMafia in the messiest room on earth.
"W-what...are you doing?!"
"Oh hey, I was uh...I was writing your story hahaha..."
It was his first year of high school and Bitsy screamed in frustration as Herredy hit on another gay girl for the fifth time. It was horrifying for Bitsy, as he saw the pick-up lines used again and again, with the victims laughing them off nervously. "Herredy...I hate it...I hate why you keep on getting on my nerves! No more fart jokes!"
Herredy turned to Bitsy and said, "Did you fart? Because you blew me away." Bitsy kicked him in the nuts.
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Hey nice kek
am I hired?
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Warlock1268 sighed as he read the lists of societies that had rejected him which included the frat boys and the sorority girls. "Why doesn't everyone love Putin like I do?" he wondered aloud. He'd decided to make a Communism and Memes society.
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It was the first session of the Communism and Memes society, and he was really nervous. He'd come one hour earlier than the expected time. This was his big moment, after handing out a bunch of pamplets advertising his wares. After 10 minutes, he sat in the room filled will empty seats, anxiously waiting...until 5 heads popped in.
"H-hey there...is this the...Communism and Memes Society?" one girl asked.
Warlock1268 smiled, "Yes it is! Come on in!" This would be his first group of would-be friends sharing their love of Communist Russia.
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"Just smile and wave boys. Just smile and wave." The pengoons smiled and waved as crowds bustled around them, eager for a glimpse of these about-to-be-adopted-pengoons.
"FISH! FISH IS DROPPING FROM THE SKY" came a scream from the crowd. The pengoons waddled about, opening their expert fish-catching beaks to devour the unfortunate fish.
"No! Sir...I HAVE A FAMILY" one fish cried out in fishingese as he was devoured by the gluttonous pengoon.
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au - alternate universe
got it
ok
qrstuv sat next to her friend. It was lunch break and her friend was in tattered ruins.
"BY THE PUNCTUATION MARKS, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?" "I...well...69 scratched me when I petted it."
Herredy was outside the psychopath's door when he called the undercover cat squad by radio, "Meow" (it's time to begin operation DESUTROY).
The windows immediately shattered as a sonic wave pulsed throughout the building, and the kidnapper screamed in pleasure as he felt unbearable pain from the shattered glass, and fell unconscious.
Herredy ventured into the dungeon basement where the dove was kept, and scratched the ropes loose, allowing the dove to fly.
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Lanky Kong finally knocked everyone out deep into space with the help of a mysterious blue figure in Super Smash Bros. He had become Prime Minister of Earth.
