Gold? That changes the situation. In that case, it looks like it's TIME FOR ADVENTURE!
You organize a crew and hop onto your ship, eager to get started. You take one last look at the city of your birthplace and smile. It's going to be one fun journey!
Make a story about a Spanish conquistador born out of a middle-class family in Cartagena. Ah, lovely Cartagena, a beauty by the Mediterranean Sea. As an apprentice for your family, you used to watch the cargo ships, fishing boats, and navy galleys in the harbor come and go from the window of your house. Those were the days when life was simple, and you didn't have to make your own decisions. But, at the age of 15, the Kingdom of Spain was a growing empire, and you recognized your duty (and your dream) to serve your country in its growing navy.
First, you worked extensively as a rower, but as your prowess caught the eyes of the officers, you were promoted. It wasn't an easy trip, but hard work and determination brought you to the helm of your very own vessel, as well as being knighted by the King. You have earned the right to be called El Capitán!
This morning feels brighter than normal, and you wake up hearing some commotion outside your room. Thinking that the sounds coming from downstairs (the tavern you're staying at can get rowdy sometimes), you let your head rest at your pillow for a second to possibly drone out the sounds. After the shouts continue, you decide to open up your door and tell those drunkards to keep it down.
The sounds aren't coming from inside the tavern, however. In fact, there is nobody in the tavern... how strange. You get dressed and go outside to investigate.
You are immediately greeted with a loud individual (presumably a messenger) ringing his bell, with a large crowd around him. "You, señor!" he yells, pointing at you, "You could be the next duke, or count of whatever island you like!"
Well yes, you could, but you're not a street urchin looking for money at every fool's opportunity - you've already reached success.
The messenger reveals a scroll, a rather official looking one, signed by the king. You take one glance at it and immediately notice the word "oro" written in bold in the center.
He took a sip of salted tea as he listened intently to the beautiful orations of Platypops.
"He's gonna get a special treat tonight ;)" Chris said to himself.
Outside the comforts of his mansion through a window, he saw the people building a mausoleum that he would use in the end.
Sighing in content, he continued sipping his salty tea, knowing that Sandbox will forever be a communist society.
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It was a cold morning as chow woke up to 5 messages on the website EpicMafia...
"Pineapple pizza sucks, Pineapple pizza rules, send nudes, send noots, sned noods" Chow read from top to bottom the contents of the messages.
She decided to report the user who sent "Pineapple pizza sucks" and proceeded to reply cat gifs to the other messages.
Later, Herredy went onto his computer and gasped in surprise as he received 5 messages from Chow filled with cat gifs and one being a report notification.
JamalMarley walked with his holy congregate down the streets of Roman Sandbox when he was approached by no other person but...SNAKEGLADIATOR HIS PERSONAL LOVER(judas same thing, jesus and judas were in a relationship hahaha)?
Snakegladiator immediately went for the embrace, kissing JamalMarley in the process. Snakegladiator then proceeded to say the magic words..."No homo bro". JamalMarley was shocked...stunned...mystified... and stuttered for the first time
"e-excuse me?"
Roman guards were surrounding Jamal now ordering for his execution.Jamal fled by running away from them through a lake that was nearby.
Snakegladiator unzipped himself to reveal a mysterious blue figure who smiled.
I've just learnt about kafkaesque rn so I'll give it my best shot!
KAFKAESQUE TELLING OF SNOW WHITE
Snow White had a great personality and looks. The Stepmother, already having read about countless Snow White stories, had her killed (backstabbed by a mysterious blue figure), without consulting the magic mirror.
Finally, with a smile, the stepmother consulted the mirror.
"Mirror Mirror On The Wall, Who's The Fairest Of Them All?"
And the mirror shimmered to reveal the ugliest person known to man (known as Herredy) because beauty was subjective...
Herredy and Neko went up the EM Hill To fetch a pail of milk Herredy fell down and broke his paw, And Neko started saying sorry
Chapter 2:Aid
Up Herredy got,to see his fairy godmother Cub As he wished to get the pain away To old Chris,who patched his pain With memes & a kawaii face.
Chapter 3:Aaaaaaa
Then Neko came in,& she did her mad face To see Herredy's memes & kawaii face Her mother dooze placed a piece of cinnamon pizza on her plate, For laughing at Herredy's tragedy
Chapter 4:Nearly
When Herredy came in,she was sad cause he had gotten his favourite pizza Too see Herredy's memes & kawaii face Mother dooze was also cooking more cinnamon pizzas which Neko had hated For causing Herredy's pain
