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a dark secret about EM

over 7 years

the purpose of EM is to create as many alts as possible. now it sounds wacky but listen to me:

  • play with X amount of redhearts for free/very cheap
  • get around r*tard bans, work on the coveted pie chart, etc
  • more goes at the goldheart = more likely you win (someone with 10 alts wins the round almost by sheer odds, vs honest working class ppl with 0 alts)
  • ppl like to make RP accounts or troll accounts or etc

these may be incentives that players see for making many fake/duplicate accounts, AKA "alts". but why does the design of EM as a program/community really encourage users to login to more than once account daily?

  • more active user accounts = more $$$ for lazyboy Lucid

I know that many top players in the "Fame" tab have more then 3 accounts, almost by a rule. I suspect that several mods, and possibly Lucid himself, actively play with multiple accounts daily.

B/c this site's funky disorganization encourages people to multi-account, Lucid turns a bug into a feature and gets rich doing nothing.

Yuck... capitalism...!

I am...
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kumi says


Recidivism says


kumi says

ok i'm with lailai after those posts, that was a pretty cerebral beat-down. this kid has some spunk


This is a perfect example of what I am talking about.

Here on epicmafia, moderators and people who wish they were will encourage axiomatically self-destructive real life behavior because they want to be on your good side.

Meanwhile, you're crapping all over me for telling you exactly what your parents, employer, mentor, or friends would tell you if you tried to explain your ludicrous epicmafia experiment to them.


i don't think it's THAT outlandish to suggest there might be some merit to being an admin for stuff like team management, communication and the like, especially since bronto expressed similar sentiments a while back - someone who had a pretty successful admin run and has or had a successful career.

he's just some kid who likes the website. would an actual business course be a far more suitable and efficient venture? indubitably. whatever. it's not a big deal.

demod lono though. he really has got to go.


Except that he managed a 200 page complaint thread about him in less than 5 days, so very obviously there is not any merit to bringing what he has "learned" here to a professional setting where real people's money is at stake.

Lmfao
over 7 years

expose says



this idiot


The biker is Whitepimp, the car is lailai, and the truck is epicmafia.

Interpret that as you wish.
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Me when epicmafia gets shut down for a fourth time after this Lailai drama
over 7 years
bronto worked in HR and was also the best admin we had. he was also bald. coincidence? probably.
over 7 years


this idiot
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Recidivism says


kumi says

ok i'm with lailai after those posts, that was a pretty cerebral beat-down. this kid has some spunk


This is a perfect example of what I am talking about.

Here on epicmafia, moderators and people who wish they were will encourage axiomatically self-destructive real life behavior because they want to be on your good side.

Meanwhile, you're crapping all over me for telling you exactly what your parents, employer, mentor, or friends would tell you if you tried to explain your ludicrous epicmafia experiment to them.


i don't think it's THAT outlandish to suggest there might be some merit to being an admin for stuff like team management, communication and the like, especially since bronto expressed similar sentiments a while back - someone who had a pretty successful admin run and has or had a successful career.

he's just some kid who likes the website. would an actual business course be a far more suitable and efficient venture? indubitably. whatever. it's not a big deal.

demod lono though. he really has got to go.
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expose says


Sims says

please stop drowning out my hilarious posts with cute animal gifs


how about some impressive fitness gifs in lieu of cute animal gifs?




over 7 years
i thought i would be able to do that until she started going in reverse
over 7 years

Sims says

please stop drowning out my hilarious posts with cute animal gifs


how about some impressive fitness gifs in lieu of cute animal gifs?

over 7 years
That meme is verifiably not me. I have a large pe'nis.

I am going to post it unless the admin specifically t like me to not post a picture of my p3nis
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it's like a problem child's rendition of a filibuster
over 7 years
please stop drowning out my hilarious posts with cute animal gifs
over 7 years
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Let me just say though if your new job is destroying a brand in less than 5 days you've done an excellent practi ce run here
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over 7 years
at one point i thought that if i could change epicmafia i could change the world.
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everyone goes through the "i will change this place with my professional mindset and use it to my advantage in the real world" mentality lailai, it's been happening for years on this website, sooner or later though they realize that they are autistic morons and change the way they think
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if this current miserable trend continues, the next mods will be named lunu, lini, lene, and sometimes lyny
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Recidivism says


kumi says

ok i'm with lailai after those posts, that was a pretty cerebral beat-down. this kid has some spunk


This is a perfect example of what I am talking about.

Here on epicmafia, moderators and people who wish they were will encourage axiomatically self-destructive real life behavior because they want to be on your good side.

Meanwhile, you're crapping all over me for telling you exactly what your parents, employer, mentor, or friends would tell you if you tried to explain your ludicrous epicmafia experiment to them.



expose says




Wow lol
over 7 years
if you want good memes, google image search "boss baby"
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Obviously you're not going to listen to me, but I strongly encourage you to explain your "epicmafia real world skill set" theory to a parent, mentor, or employer before you try to put it into action
over 7 years
lmao the internet hosts the funniest images sometimes
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lailai reminds me of cody