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a dark secret about EM

over 7 years

the purpose of EM is to create as many alts as possible. now it sounds wacky but listen to me:

  • play with X amount of redhearts for free/very cheap
  • get around r*tard bans, work on the coveted pie chart, etc
  • more goes at the goldheart = more likely you win (someone with 10 alts wins the round almost by sheer odds, vs honest working class ppl with 0 alts)
  • ppl like to make RP accounts or troll accounts or etc

these may be incentives that players see for making many fake/duplicate accounts, AKA "alts". but why does the design of EM as a program/community really encourage users to login to more than once account daily?

  • more active user accounts = more $$$ for lazyboy Lucid

I know that many top players in the "Fame" tab have more then 3 accounts, almost by a rule. I suspect that several mods, and possibly Lucid himself, actively play with multiple accounts daily.

B/c this site's funky disorganization encourages people to multi-account, Lucid turns a bug into a feature and gets rich doing nothing.

Yuck... capitalism...!

I am...
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i heard there were boss baby memes in this thread
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PeanutMarmaduke says

i think he means people with over 6 letters in their username, sorry sport


i'm 5 letters and 3 inches, respectively
over 7 years
i think he means people with over 6 letters in their username, sorry sport
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kumi says

relevant user


elaborate
over 7 years
Time to remind us that you are black Lono
over 7 years
man.. when even blister roasts you
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you must receive a profound lack of attention in real life to continue modding for a community in which virtually every single relevant user dislikes you
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kumi says

well it's entirely out of your jurisdiction to delete threads whenever you please, especially when they have potentially damning evidence as well as the entire mod team telling you not to do it.


but it happened though
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well it's entirely out of your jurisdiction to delete threads whenever you please, especially when they have potentially damning evidence as well as the entire mod team telling you not to do it.
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im a fantastic moderator thanks for asking
over 7 years

Lono says


kumi says



demod lono though. he really has got to go.


haven't we learned that baseless witchhunts dont work? :P


do you think that you are a good moderator
over 7 years
there is no difference except in this the adins dont touch kids (as far as i know)
over 7 years
if the admins said that touching kids is erotic and okay in an alternate dimension then our dimension would still parallel that one
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i mean. nobody said there wouldn't be change
over 7 years
the only person who can change the mods are the admins

if the admins dont change anything then nothing will change

we should be counting uor blessings that the admins arent saying dog sex and child diddling is okay because even if they did nothing would happen
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baseless
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kumi says



demod lono though. he really has got to go.


haven't we learned that baseless witchhunts dont work? :P
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over 7 years
why do u think he would reveal these trade secrets to u? how about u pay him for his tutelage u leech
over 7 years

lailai says


Recidivism says

Admining EM can go on your resume? Dang, should have taken him more seriously when I was fifteen years old. I could have developed skills like balancing stakeholder interests with articulate communication


Since when did I say I'd ever put EM on my resume? It's about learning, myself.


what have you learned so far
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a dark secret about lono: he's not actually dark
over 7 years
over 7 years
i think the best way to not get complaints as an admin is to disavow the pedophiles
over 7 years
ur mod downvotes only strengthen my throbbing erection
over 7 years

The says


expose says



this idiot


The biker is Whitepimp, the car is lailai, and the truck is epicmafia.

Interpret that as you wish.


my d*ck is the one filming and its gonna get posted