In this thread we will share our own jokes that we have made up
here is one to get us started:
Q: what do you call a person that gets rid of espionage agents and also hates a lot of things
A: a despiser
all rankings are in accordance with participants' posts in this
thread and are listed chronologically according to when participants made their contributions
funny people:
yoyo200900
Miao (now known as Ellary)
Soluciones
error
DreamGate
NeverJest
xKades
darling
unfunny people:
freshman
JohnBatman
iatepewdiepie
tkeign
fatkid2467
CassidyCascade
TheMofonator
thelastchromosome
Heck
massad
lmao
Kare2
DatGuiser (AKA Orienteering)
Falconpunch
Lirim
toriiiii
unoriginal people (worse than unfunny):
Kadonker
Arcbell
firesheep
Bebop
Ganja
Despare
moused
Intrat
Fyre
evolpz
mindful
KinkajusRevenge
PonyLove
gom
bulla
xxerox
peach
Doug1984
ToweIie
Herredy
Paradox42
codeslicer
Grannie
k9trip
MyMainAlt
UltraAug
dust
Reporterino
Boo
Iamqtiepie
xtal
powerofdeath
Rydia
shayneismyname
butthurt losers:
elephantasm (as per usual)
deletedover 7 years
FINE YOU WANT ORIGINAL
"Q. What would the Dark Lord use to expand his vocabulary?
A. A the-sauron"
My career as a lord of the rings specific stand up comic is going up in Smaug.
I need to stop dragon it along.
I'm saru, man, for being so cheesy.
You're probably wondering what I'm Tolkien about.
I love puns, If I were in the audience watching a comic like me, I'd be goblin this stuff up.
so there's this guy and he's the captain of this friendly ship. things are going well until the guy up in the crow's nest comes down and is losing his mind. "CAP'N, WE GOT A PIRATE SHIP APPROACHING!" the captain calmly turns to the guy and says "alright, get everybody prepped for a battle. also, bring me my red shirt.". crow's nest guy is confused but brings the captain his red shirt and preps for a fight. the fight goes on and the captain's crew wins. after the battle, crow's nest guy walks up to captain and politely asks "sir, why did you ask me to bring you a red shirt?". the captain smiles and says "well, if i were to be wounded, no one would see my blood and feel discouraged." this makes sense, so the crow's nest guy nodded and went up to his post. the next day, the crow's nest guy sees 20 pirate ships approaching! horrified, he runs to the captain and screams "CAPTAIN, WE'VE GOT TWENTY PIRATE SHIPS!". everyone is silent. crow's nest guy lifts his head and says "captain, do you need your red shirt?". the captain shakes his head and says "no, son, bring me my brown pants"
good effort. not refined enough to join the esteemed funny section but i won't rank you unfunny as of yet, maybe work on this joke and you will have something
