In this thread we will share our own jokes that we have made up
here is one to get us started:
Q: what do you call a person that gets rid of espionage agents and also hates a lot of things
A: a despiser
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I don't recognise that username. Please stop posting in the thread unless you are going to contribute an original joke. This is a bad feelings free zone.
deletedalmost 7 years
if that is true, why do you automatically fos me every game? ur not the only one who foses me every game. also u might recognize my main jacobalt0523
There was a cop who had pulled over a car that was going at 110 mph in the middle of lanes on the freeway. The cop investigates the driver. The cop said, "Ma'am, why were you going so fast, and going between the lanes too?" The lady responded, "I have a liscense to do that." Suddenly confused, the cop said, "Can I see it?" The lady rummages through her purse and pulls out a coupon, where on the corner of the coupon it says, "Tear along the dotted line."
deletedalmost 7 years
wow yoyo has been salty to me for like 7 months now. he aint the only one
I know one stupid joke!(I edited some details because its from my country)
3 rednecks celebrate 4th of july. They gather all the money they have and go to a fancy hotel to celebrate.
They eat, drink (And when i say drink, i mean a lot of drinks ) and have fun.
Finally before going to bed, they tell the hotel manger: "Give us 3 hookers for the night! We are here paying customers, and we demand Hookers!"
Well now, this is a fancy hotel, and fancy hotels do not have hookers, but the menager got scared from the rednecks...
So he did what he had to do : He put in their beds 3 blow-up dolls.
The next morning the rednecks, all with headache start talking about their nights.
The first one goes:
"My hooker was freaking deaf! I talked so sweet things in her ear, i told her a poem, i called her a bit'ch, but to no avail. She never responded to me even once"
The second one responded:
"Well yours at least wasn't frigid! I touched her - Nothing. Played with her breats, foreplay, licked her , but absolutely nothing!
The third one looks around then says :
"Well you guys were way more lucky than me!
Mine was a witch!
When i penetrated her, she said Fssssssss and flew through the window!"
deletedalmost 7 years
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lonster with breast implants?
one is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean :D
