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jokes thread

yoyo200900
over 7 years

In this thread we will share our own jokes that we have made up

here is one to get us started:

Q: what do you call a person that gets rid of espionage agents and also hates a lot of things

A: a despiser

all rankings are in accordance with participants' posts in this thread and are listed chronologically according to when participants made their contributions

funny people:

  1. yoyo200900
  2. Miao (now known as Ellary)
  3. Soluciones
  4. error
  5. DreamGate
  6. NeverJest
  7. xKades
  8. darling

unfunny people:

  1. freshman
  2. JohnBatman
  3. iatepewdiepie
  4. tkeign
  5. fatkid2467
  6. CassidyCascade
  7. TheMofonator
  8. thelastchromosome
  9. Heck
  10. massad
  11. lmao
  12. Kare2
  13. DatGuiser (AKA Orienteering)
  14. Falconpunch
  15. Lirim
  16. toriiiii

unoriginal people (worse than unfunny):

  1. Kadonker
  2. Arcbell
  3. firesheep
  4. Bebop
  5. Ganja
  6. Despare
  7. moused
  8. Intrat
  9. Fyre
  10. evolpz
  11. mindful
  12. KinkajusRevenge
  13. PonyLove
  14. gom
  15. bulla
  16. xxerox
  17. peach
  18. Doug1984
  19. ToweIie
  20. Herredy
  21. Paradox42
  22. codeslicer
  23. Grannie
  24. k9trip
  25. MyMainAlt
  26. UltraAug
  27. dust
  28. Reporterino
  29. Boo
  30. Iamqtiepie
  31. xtal
  32. powerofdeath
  33. Rydia
  34. shayneismyname

butthurt losers:

  1. elephantasm (as per usual)
yoyo200900
over 5 years

hotwhipzx says

Moderators abusing their fking power like crazy IM NOT GOING TO STOP UNTIL SOMEBODY WHO CAN FORM AN INTELLIGENT SENTENCE STARTS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT THESE GAMES

https://epicmafia.com/topic/90146


Hope you got this pressing issue handled
yoyo200900
over 5 years

toriiiii says

Why did the white person cross the road?
To get to the other side


Not funny


shayneismyname says

[test](https://epicmafia.com/topic/83376)


Not original (worse than not funny)
shayneismyname
over 5 years
[test](https://epicmafia.com/topic/83376)
toriiiii
over 5 years
Why did the white person cross the road?
To get to the other side
SteelixMega
over 5 years
muck epicfafia
yoyo200900
almost 6 years

Rydia says

why did the chicken cross the road?
i'm gay

put me at the top of the funny list


Not funny or original
Lirim
over 6 years
roses are red
epicmafia is dead

you
Rydia
over 6 years
why did the chicken cross the road?
i'm gay

put me at the top of the funny list
yoyo200900
over 6 years

darling says

i hate vegan and vegetarian food.

they get their ingredients from the grossery store


excellent
darling
over 6 years
i hate vegan and vegetarian food.

they get their ingredients from the grossery store
deletedover 6 years
wow after all this time i still have a category all to myself. i'm flattered.
hotwhipzx
over 6 years
Moderators abusing their fking power like crazy IM NOT GOING TO STOP UNTIL SOMEBODY WHO CAN FORM AN INTELLIGENT SENTENCE STARTS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT THESE GAMES

https://epicmafia.com/topic/90146
yoyo200900
over 6 years

xKades says

We should have walkouts to protest fatshaming across America. It's unfair and unjust, and frankly just mean.


And fat people need more walking anyways.


Nice try enough, you made it
xKades
over 6 years
We should have walkouts to protest fatshaming across America. It's unfair and unjust, and frankly just mean.


And fat people need more walking anyways.
yoyo200900
almost 7 years
iatepewdiepie's jokes were pretty good compared with most of the other submissions
groundhogday
almost 7 years
i usually don't say a thread is bad because everyone already knows epic mafia threads are bad but u keep pretending ur funny and no one gets it
groundhogday
almost 7 years
it isn't a good thread
groundhogday
almost 7 years
why do u still bump this thread like it's ur pride and joy
yoyo200900
almost 7 years

Negra says

Now that was funny


Thanks. It's nice that my talent is finally being appreciated.
powerofdeath
about 7 years
why did the chicken cross the road?

to visit his gay friend!

------

knock knock

Who's there?


Spoiler
The chicken!
deletedabout 7 years

elephantasm says


DreamGate says

So you know Foggy, Cloudy, Misty, Windy, and RainyDay, right?

I don't know weather or not they are the same person.

OK bad joke lol


if i plus this am i insulting your joke or complimenting it


too late i plussed it before you could answer, so now you'll never know -- maybe i was plussed your derisive post because i was so utterly nonplussed by the joke.
deletedabout 7 years

DreamGate says

So you know Foggy, Cloudy, Misty, Windy, and RainyDay, right?

I don't know weather or not they are the same person.

OK bad joke lol


if i plus this am i insulting your joke or complimenting it
xtal
about 7 years
this thread haha i'm sure that's original
Iamqtiepie
about 7 years
Wanna hear a joke? The people who only play Guns and Hookers.
deletedabout 7 years
Drunken Disguise pick-up line:

You are a(track)tive. I want to get drunk on you cuz you're the bomb. I hate to mimic you, but you wipe the floor of anyone else who wants to be like you (Guiser and janitor joke). You are like a ninja, slicing right at my heart.