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jokes thread

yoyo200900
about 7 years

In this thread we will share our own jokes that we have made up

here is one to get us started:

Q: what do you call a person that gets rid of espionage agents and also hates a lot of things

A: a despiser

all rankings are in accordance with participants' posts in this thread and are listed chronologically according to when participants made their contributions

funny people:

  1. yoyo200900
  2. Miao (now known as Ellary)
  3. Soluciones
  4. error
  5. DreamGate
  6. NeverJest
  7. xKades
  8. darling

unfunny people:

  1. freshman
  2. JohnBatman
  3. iatepewdiepie
  4. tkeign
  5. fatkid2467
  6. CassidyCascade
  7. TheMofonator
  8. thelastchromosome
  9. Heck
  10. massad
  11. lmao
  12. Kare2
  13. DatGuiser (AKA Orienteering)
  14. Falconpunch
  15. Lirim
  16. toriiiii

unoriginal people (worse than unfunny):

  1. Kadonker
  2. Arcbell
  3. firesheep
  4. Bebop
  5. Ganja
  6. Despare
  7. moused
  8. Intrat
  9. Fyre
  10. evolpz
  11. mindful
  12. KinkajusRevenge
  13. PonyLove
  14. gom
  15. bulla
  16. xxerox
  17. peach
  18. Doug1984
  19. ToweIie
  20. Herredy
  21. Paradox42
  22. codeslicer
  23. Grannie
  24. k9trip
  25. MyMainAlt
  26. UltraAug
  27. dust
  28. Reporterino
  29. Boo
  30. Iamqtiepie
  31. xtal
  32. powerofdeath
  33. Rydia
  34. shayneismyname

butthurt losers:

  1. elephantasm (as per usual)
NeverJest
over 6 years
Here's a good pickup line I made based on EpicMafia's guns and hookers:

Are you a hooker cuz I wanna shoot my load into you.
deletedover 6 years
"Home Sweet Home"

For us Americans, it is not a suite, it is an estate.
deletedover 6 years
edit, there is stormyday too
deletedover 6 years
Breaking News Forecast: All kinds of weather habits are shaking up EpicMafia. First they are quiet, then they are sassy, then they are repeatedly complaining, then they choose to be defiant.
deletedover 6 years
So you know Foggy, Cloudy, Misty, Windy, and RainyDay, right?

I don't know weather or not they are the same person.

OK bad joke lol
yoyo200900
over 6 years

DreamGate says

What do you call Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum when they are stuck in the rain?

Saturated Fats


Good one
deletedover 6 years
i saw this on /r/jokes a while back

i have a fear of buildings

it's a complex complex complex
Reporterino
over 6 years
epicmafia.com
deletedover 6 years
What do you call Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum when they are stuck in the rain?

Saturated Fats
dust
over 6 years
So a bad limbo dancer walks into a bar...
UltraAug
over 6 years
what's a webpage?

something DUCKS WALK ON?
MyMainAlt
over 6 years
What does a mermaid wash her tail with?

Tide.

a guy walks into a bar...

He says ouch.

and one that dates me.... what do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?

a 40 foot ( Insert other word for rooster here, this joke not made for this level of censorship) that wants to reach out and touch somebody.
MyMainAlt
over 6 years
What does a mermaid wash her tail with?

Tide.

a guy walks into a bar...

He says ouch.

and one that dates me.... what do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?

a 40 foot that wants to reach out and touch somebody.
deletedover 6 years
well, other than school. They call me "special" there too <3
deletedover 6 years
oh wow i forgot about this thread. It's still the only place i get to be special!
k9trip
over 6 years
best joke of all times: My skillz
Kare2
over 6 years
Q.What do you call an Idiotic Llama

A.An Alpaca
Negra
over 6 years
Now that was funny
yoyo200900
over 6 years
A grass hole
yoyo200900
over 6 years
What do you call a rude pit in a field
Falconpunch
over 6 years
What do you call a gay guy with a girlfriend?

a limit point
groundhogday
over 6 years
why couldn't justrec have deleted this one
yoyo200900
over 6 years
You figured me out
Shwartz99
over 6 years

yoyo200900 says

What do you call a sequential set of instructions that is a former vice president


An algorithm. Everyone knows that one.
yoyo200900
over 6 years
What do you call a sequential set of instructions that is a former vice president