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To the center

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The object of this game is to get to the center of the Crab Nebula. You may use any means necessary. This will be difficult as you must choose how to get to the center of the crab nebula without fail. In other words, do anything that wont get you killed. For example, if you find a bear cave and choose to enter the cave, you more than likely will perish. You may only do one action at a time, I.E. "Walk to the supermarket" Will put your character inside of a supermarket nearest to you, unless of course there isn't one by. Don't forget, you're susceptible to any legality issues, and death is permanent (Unless you find a cure to it!)

You start in a field located 37.786233 Latitude, -100.119627 Longitude, Fairview, Kansas. To your North, the direction you face, there is a road. Behind you, to the South, and about 2 miles away, there is a main road (10534 US-400). It is approx. 12:38 PM, and traffic averages 3 cars/hour. You are hungry and thirsty. You must urinate. You are a scientific genius who has facial hair and an ingrown toenail that can affect the way you walk later on. What do you do?

Shwartz99
almost 8 years

lilac says

how do i do that??


Build a teleporter and teleport there.
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how do i do that??
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lilac says

how do i win this game


Get to the center of the Crab Nebula.
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how do i win this game
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convictpat says

I masturbate to keep warm and eat the product to calm my hunger


Masturbating exhausts you to the point of sleeping, you are no longer hungry, but you have a bitter taste of in your mouth. +1 Thirst +1 Lust
convictpat
almost 8 years
I do that until morning and it's warm again
convictpat
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I masturbate to keep warm and eat the product to calm my hunger
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convictpat says

I take my phone out and look at pictures of young girls


You have wasted a large amount of time. It is now night. You are hungry. Unfortunately, your phone dies.
convictpat
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I take my phone out and look at pictures of young girls
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sweetnkind says


i walk to georgia o'keeffe's plot of land


On your way to this plot of land, you find a cow of divine bovine. You contemplate what to do with it.
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i walk to georgia o'keeffe's plot of land
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sweetnkind says

i pee into his mouth


Unfortunately, Rex Stanley dislikes watersports. He kicks you off of his fields. -1 Charisma
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i pee into his mouth
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sweetnkind says

he's into watersports


You think this, and want to ask. The urge to pee becomes greater.
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sweetnkind says

i seduce him


Rex Stanley offers you a drink of moonshine and a steak.
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he's into watersports
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i seduce him
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sweetnkind says

i walk to rex stanley feed yards


Rex Stanley seems warm and inviting, but that warmth changes as you notice his collection of guns and cattle intestines hanging from a silo in the west. You really need to pee.
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i walk to rex stanley feed yards
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convictpat says

I look around to try to find young girls while my pants get dry


You cannot find any young girls in the field. You are hungry. You can see the sun now going down.
convictpat
almost 8 years
I look around to try to find young girls while my pants get dry
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convictpat says

How long is it until my pants is dry?


You contemplate this question, but it seems only time will tell. You believe there could be more ways.
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Herredy says

Wake up after getting good rest and keep digging!


You wake up after your rest. It is morning time. You hit bedrock. Your fingers are bleeding. You have wet yourself, and pooped yourself. You are now starving, and dehydrated. +1 Blood loss, +1 Smelliness, +1 Starvation, +1 Dehydration
convictpat
almost 8 years
How long is it until my pants is dry?
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sweetnkind says

i suck the pee out of convictpat's pants


You attempt to suck the pee out of convictpat's pants, but interdimential sucking is only a theory. You suck the air.