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To the center

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The object of this game is to get to the center of the Crab Nebula. You may use any means necessary. This will be difficult as you must choose how to get to the center of the crab nebula without fail. In other words, do anything that wont get you killed. For example, if you find a bear cave and choose to enter the cave, you more than likely will perish. You may only do one action at a time, I.E. "Walk to the supermarket" Will put your character inside of a supermarket nearest to you, unless of course there isn't one by. Don't forget, you're susceptible to any legality issues, and death is permanent (Unless you find a cure to it!)

You start in a field located 37.786233 Latitude, -100.119627 Longitude, Fairview, Kansas. To your North, the direction you face, there is a road. Behind you, to the South, and about 2 miles away, there is a main road (10534 US-400). It is approx. 12:38 PM, and traffic averages 3 cars/hour. You are hungry and thirsty. You must urinate. You are a scientific genius who has facial hair and an ingrown toenail that can affect the way you walk later on. What do you do?

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sweetnkind says

I suck milk from the cows udder


The cow moans in enjoyment. You are no longer thirsty, but you still are hungry.
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I suck milk from the cows udder
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convictpat says


Butts says


convictpat says

I train to be a NASA spaceman


You attempt to train, but NASA is in washington.


I go to Washington like Mister Smith


You become exhausted after 7 hours of walking and pass out. You are dehydrated.
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sweetnkind says

I make love to the cow


The cow appreciates this. +1 Charisma -1 Virginity
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sweetnkind says

I pray to the cow


The cow appreciates this.
convictpat
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when I get to washington I say There's no compromise with truth. That's all I got up on this floor to say. When was it? A year ago, it seems like....Just get up off the ground, that's all I ask. Get up there with that lady that's up on top of this Capitol dome, that lady that stands for liberty. Take a look at this country through her eyes if you really want to see something. And you won't just see scenery; you'll see the whole parade of what Man's carved out for himself, after centuries of fighting. Fighting for something better than just jungle law, fighting so's he can stand on his own two feet, free and decent, like he was created, no matter what his race, color, or creed. That's what you'd see. There's no place out there for graft, or greed, or lies, or compromise with human liberties. And, uh, if that's what the grownups have done with this world that was given to them, then we'd better get those boys' camps started fast and see what the kids can do. And it's not too late, because this country is bigger than the Taylors, or you, or me, or anything else. Great principles don't get lost once they come to light. They're right here; you just have to see them again!
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I milk the cow
convictpat
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Butts says


convictpat says

I train to be a NASA spaceman


You attempt to train, but NASA is in washington.


I go to Washington like Mister Smith
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I make love to the cow
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I pray to the cow
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usagichan says

wtf is this


This is a game
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convictpat says

I train to be a NASA spaceman


You attempt to train, but NASA is in washington.
jess
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wtf is this
convictpat
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I train to be a NASA spaceman
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convictpat says

I find the crab neptune


it is in space. The crab nebula is in space.
convictpat
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I find the crab neptune
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convictpat says

I wake up


you are in the middle of a field.
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Herredy says

Clean up, bandage self, eat a cooked turkey and drink some water before using explosives to destroy the bedrock


you attempt to bandage yourself, eat a turkey, drink water and use explosives, however none of these are to be found. You have bled out. You are dead.
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lilac says


Butts says


lilac says

how do i do that??


any way possible



ok i go south towards the main road, and stop one of the cars passing by


the car stops, the man inside says hello and if you needed a lift
convictpat
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I wake up
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Clean up, bandage self, eat a cooked turkey and drink some water before using explosives to destroy the bedrock
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Butts says


lilac says

how do i do that??


any way possible



ok i go south towards the main road, and stop one of the cars passing by
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convictpat says

When I wake up I find the crabs place


you think you have awoken, unfortunately you are dreaming
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lilac says

how do i do that??


any way possible
convictpat
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When I wake up I find the crabs place