Epicmafia

deletedabout 8 years

mangofruit says

ME

I could never do this to you lol

mangofruit

about 8 years

also hi <3

mangofruit

about 8 years

deletedabout 8 years

Zhuorb says

Interesting

You a second string quarterback

Overkill, I'll blow you up with a mortar attack

You've been playing since like twenty ten

Running every round and then running again

How many trophies you won? A bronze?

I've run like ten or fifteen times, won two silvers, and poof I'm gone

Like Genghis Khan blocking sunlight with my arrows

Slapping you around and then to mock you dancing like a Pharaoh

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LQwu4f6nJb

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Linker's Funeral Procession:

You a masochistic amateur

I'll give you what you want, beat you brutally with my hammer

Homies in the crowd will catch the whole thing on camera

Sit the f.uck down you child, your God commands ya

And the funniest part is you can't even spit your own raps

But I can kiddo, I spit better than most, true facts.

You're already dead, this verse is your cortege.

So I can take my time with my replies, live my life, and then unload another clip into your corpse's head

The morgue bred me, necromancer rapper, when I spit the dead show props and respect me

Doing shows for wizards, more magic in my words than Azkaban

It's like I said befo' , my flow more beast that a Harry Potter Patronus

I murder the mic like it's Hector and he just killed Patroclus.

You ask about my ban? Does it even exist? The mods know I can just change my IP

Real S.hit: That's probably why they haven't bothered to log me out in like a week.

Vocaroo with flow and beat:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s11Cncy7u21N (worth a listen, rap is built for the beat)

qwertas

about 8 years

RickyRoma says

qwertas says

I put the whole last 3 on a rap back track; Before you ask for it and freestyled through.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O2kM0f1aVX

Ricky, you're silent, but im hearing distant silent chokes on the other end. Might as well stand to the little show you put up.

LISTEN: I'm trying to get laid, I know you don't understand, you've been under p.ussy- embargo

FIXIN': To finish you off another day, I don't know, maybe tomorrow

days to reply, you're trying while I'm done,
you can't even deny and besides - I'm off
tomorrow after six, I mean
somebody gotta save your a.ss while you make the bad lyrics you call rap, sick -
I get you're a little busy, you say I seek for p.ussy,
meantime you're lookin' for dic.k.

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UltraAug says

You dare challenge the king of all boats?

I am better boat.

I am King Boat,

King of all boats.

Dog on a boat.

I am the king of the seas.

I am boat on a boat.

Down Splash on a boat.

Mr. Krabs is in the ocean.

Boats are in the ocean.

I am the king of all boats

Therefore I own Mr. Krabs.

Boat is my man.

I don’t know where I’m going with all this boat stuff.

I Know,

In the ocean.

Hey!

Boat Airhorns

Boat boat boat boat boat.

Did I mention I am the ruler of the ocean,

Leader of ships,

Ruler of boats?

I ship cranberries across the seven seas.

This "rap" is a monstrosity

Please don't talk to me.

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qwertas says

I put the whole last 3 on a rap back track; Before you ask for it and freestyled through.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O2kM0f1aVX

Ricky, you're silent, but im hearing distant silent chokes on the other end. Might as well stand to the little show you put up.

LISTEN: I'm trying to get laid, I know you don't understand, you've been under p.ussy- embargo

FIXIN': To finish you off another day, I don't know, maybe tomorrow

qwertas

about 8 years

@UltraAug

I'll choke a dog on a boat, King boat? you'll make a fine skin coat.
Sneaky, tiptoed- im the pimp hoe, Your king though.
clean your windows, You'll see my battles - I win those.
UltraAug, Your name has 2 words, and just one zero
I sing for the hero called Riches, he's the king of b.itches;
fights so hard he likes diving hard, which is pitching better than you underwater
He's getting but not giving,
living under Rainwater,
a living slaughter living like the big O' - Call him mr. steal yo boat
I swear, mr.steal yo girl? he stole his underage daughter.

UltraAug

about 8 years

You dare challenge the king of all boats?

I am better boat.

I am King Boat,

King of all boats.

Dog on a boat.

I am the king of the seas.

I am boat on a boat.

Down Splash on a boat.

Mr. Krabs is in the ocean.

Boats are in the ocean.

I am the king of all boats

Therefore I own Mr. Krabs.

Boat is my man.

I don’t know where I’m going with all this boat stuff.

I Know,

In the ocean.

Hey!

Boat Airhorns

Boat boat boat boat boat.

Did I mention I am the ruler of the ocean,

Leader of ships,

Ruler of boats?

I ship cranberries across the seven seas.

qwertas

about 8 years

I put the whole last 3 on a rap back track; Before you ask for it and freestyled through.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O2kM0f1aVX

Ricky, you're silent, but im hearing distant silent chokes on the other end. Might as well stand to the little show you put up.

Linker

about 8 years

There's certain things they dont teach you at school.
Your little system of rules relies on your little set of broken predictable tools,
So when I go creative you are exposed in a lie - you said you'd reply, yet you died - this isn't April, Fools.
I got you more silent than my volunteer line after saving a life -
I used to talk to people at my weekend time to prevent sucides,
but yours, I guess I'm unable; You know why I quit it? I never learned how to say bye.
Ricky, goodbye.

Zhuorb

about 8 years

Interesting

illuminati

about 8 years

ScubaSteve says

illuminati says

Every poster in this thread is white. Food for thought™

Furthermore, if you have posted bars that you think are Straight Fire ITT, please go ahead and self-delete.

Thank you.

Posters ITT:

deletedabout 8 years

ScubaSteve says

illuminati says

Every poster in this thread is white. Food for thought™

Furthermore, if you have posted bars that you think are Straight Fire ITT, please go ahead and self-delete.

Thank you.

My bars are better than yours Mr. Clean

Go draw on some hair with maybelline

The fact you think you are a rap authority is comical

Your bars are missing just like your hair follicles

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illuminati says

Every poster in this thread is white. Food for thought™

Furthermore, if you have posted bars that you think are Straight Fire ITT, please go ahead and self-delete.

Thank you.

Goodbar

about 8 years

sonseray is wiser than tupoc

illuminati

about 8 years

Every poster in this thread is white. Food for thought™

illuminati

about 8 years

Jesus Christ.

Linker

about 8 years

RickyRoma says

@Linker

On the real dawg, I felt that sh.it

Felt it like a storm of bags of bricks.

You just made a Great Leap Forward, but you're f.ucking with Chairman Mao.

Maybe you've got my attention, but don't choke, you're battling with the Big Boys now.

Your verse was an example of superior intellect, I give you props, I'm impressed that you came at me,

But don't get confused, I'm amazing

Extemporaneously, I'll rip away your sovereignty, I'll take on any m.otherfucker

Guns blazing.

I never dodged tables. I'm Achilles, bring me another.

Kaiser Soze, I'll kill a cat, his child, father AND his mother.

And before you try a name-drop diss make sure you've got your facts straight when you presenting your gripes

Sonseray was the worst account I ever played on, my trophies were on other accounts

You on the other hand never even earned your stripes.

Let me make you something short and artistic; linguistic, short yet just short of your referance to the autistic.
Where I come from they say Roger; I say your usual suspect knowledge suffers an excuseable neglect;
because I'm the verbal kin(T) to internecin(e); a fluphenazin(e) to set the scene and make it see(m) like you're not crazy, Constantin(o)
I'll teemo snipe you egois(T), your rap a self centered Choi(r) like Boit(o), My flows pass faster than Voi(p), your voiceworks is chinise mine's Deutc(h), you defined yourself a bo(y)
shi.t hit the fan, you're messing with a man, but I couldn't give a damn - You only mentioned one trophy, I have three - and you? you have a ban.

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Jabzz says

Ya sure you want me to not use these one line syllables?

People like you, b*tch, their win record? Easily drillable.

You say that you think I'm vexing you? Well, lemme show you how it's done, honey bun.

I'll tear your raps up, you'll come full undone.

These rhymes I'm cooking could brew a Cubs home run.

Delighted I am, lemme stop and say

You're chance is so minute, you have no d*mn sway.

Rapping king? Lemme show you the door over there.

My raps make me feel like I'm floating on air.

Unknown I am?

Well it may be.

If you ask for it, son, if you wanna see, I'll shoot you up like the government and the Pawnee.

While we're talkin?

I'll share some news; these raps I just laid on you have been declared shocking.

To be honest a rapper who has to speak like Yoda to rhyme isn't worth my time.

MURKED

I was trying to be Aang man, a master of every talent

it WORKED

Now lament your funeral

As I practice my second string flow
on ya,

I'm UNHURT

Southpawing ya' when I'm right handed, one hand behind my back fighting ya'

You're not on my level my man, I'm playing with ya', bullfighting ya'

It's OVERT

As far as people who posted in this thread go, you're like sixth or seventh

get JERKED

Learn this lesson: Rap cliques ya ain't part a' are gonna' tear ya' apart ya'

F.ucking poser

Here's the closer:

Ya' posted and I

SMIRKED

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@Linker

On the real dawg, I felt that sh.it

Felt it like a storm of bags of bricks.

You just made a Great Leap Forward, but you're f.ucking with Chairman Mao.

Maybe you've got my attention, but don't choke, you're battling with the Big Boys now.

Your verse was an example of superior intellect, I give you props, I'm impressed that you came at me,

But don't get confused, I'm amazing

Extemporaneously, I'll rip away your sovereignty, I'll take on any m.otherfucker

Guns blazing.

I never dodged tables. I'm Achilles, bring me another.

Kaiser Soze, I'll kill a cat, his child, father AND his mother.

And before you try a name-drop diss make sure you've got your facts straight when you presenting your gripes

Sonseray was the worst account I ever played on, my trophies were on other accounts

You on the other hand never even earned your stripes.

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Ya sure you want me to not use these one line syllables?

People like you, b*tch, their win record? Easily drillable.

You say that you think I'm vexing you? Well, lemme show you how it's done, honey bun.

I'll tear your raps up, you'll come full undone.

These rhymes I'm cooking could brew a Cubs home run.

Delighted I am, lemme stop and say

You're chance is so minute, you have no d*mn sway.

Rapping king? Lemme show you the door over there.

My raps make me feel like I'm floating on air.

Unknown I am?

Well it may be.

If you ask for it, son, if you wanna see, I'll shoot you up like the government and the Pawnee.

While we're talkin?

I'll share some news; these raps I just laid on you have been declared shocking.

qwertas

about 8 years

RickyRoma says

Linker says

Goodbar says

This Rap Is Sponsored By The Black Eyed Peas

Goodbar's typing from black eyed peas, Sons is typing from a blacked IP, I just wanna see one of them try to type like me, I mean sons im posting by hour, thinking by minute, you barely do daily.

I've already slit your throat once or twice, I'm pretty sho'

But if you want some more, be my guest, Mi Amor.

I can't post as often because I have things to do and girls to date

But each one of my verses is Top Tier, it's Bombay.

Your verses have the taste of Mexican Brick Marijuana

But I'm reckonin' you could sharpen your skill by rapping with me, if you wanna.

My number of my bars is higher than the number of your ELO

You lose battles with me before you get to say "Hello"

You wanna meet ice cold, you've slit my throat twice? thats a fairytail twice told, You're white trash I'm white gold.
Call me Gygax, the individualistic apocalyptic anthelmintic storm - a rap genocide of megabytes that destroys parasites alone,
yet Gygax? he dyked after two toed tobias died. Your pseudointellectual conceptual grasps couldn't handle that referance, take a titan loan
Might as well get a hold of your damn microphone, Mexican Brick Marijuana? That trump card is useless, Take a bow, do like Rihanna.
Like internet explorer, you got frozen to the backbone.
I'm the first dirtycow to ever kill a Mac clone
You have a life? I call , you cant even carry your own fork past the line of the neck bone
Hell, im speaking computers in chain rhymes, you couldn't even stare at two ti.ts at the same time, never to get the only account you did right -
sonseray never came back. Sonseray, he died alone.

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Jabzz says

RickyRoma says

Linker says

Goodbar says

This Rap Is Sponsored By The Black Eyed Peas

Goodbar's typing from black eyed peas, Sons is typing from a blacked IP, I just wanna see one of them try to type like me, I mean sons im posting by hour, thinking by minute, you barely do daily.

I've already slit your throat once or twice, I'm pretty sho'

But if you want some more, be my guest, Mi Amor.

I can't post as often because I have things to do and girls to date

But each one of my verses is Top Tier, it's Bombay.

Your verses have the taste of Mexican Brick Marijuana

But I'm reckonin' you could sharpen your skill by rapping with me, if you wanna.

My number of my bars is higher than the number of your ELO

You lose battles with me before you get to say "Hello"

At least I can even make a decent rap

You just sit in your room all day and fap

A good rap from you? I would almost kill

To see your raps are way short of a thrill

To hear my raps? All these kids would die

Good words from you, I almost have to pry.

People like me, we think this is fun

Newbies like you just wanna be done.

Where did you get those words? From a first grade spelling test?

If you can't use multiple syllables I might as well be wearing a bullet proof vest

I'm invincible, win record dependable, not amenable, I feint, I'm vexin ya'

Like the Mexica when they bring the Olmec bride's skin to dinner with the Olmec king.

Truth is I don't even know who you are

But I'm down to spar.

Nobody even knows what your name is

But rap with me and I'll make you famous, not because you've got any sway

But because: "You're one of those guys who got murdered by Sonseray"

Sonseray's Battle Rap Contract