alright, fine, HIT ME

I'm handing you punchlines, if you can't capitalize you're pathetic.

Go back to college and take some English electives.

I'm the Machiavellian cocky Coachellian

Like the music festival,

I drink more brew than Bojack Horseman during the Christmas special.

Battle me for Pranay's glory

Before I send you off to purgatory, end of story.

Has no one the courage to step in the coliseum with the master?

All will see 'em die, bloodbath, it'll be a disaster.

This is my winter game,

Screaming: "Are you not entertained?"

Don't give me them lame bars fool, I already read them.

I can't outwit my opponents in the competitions anymore

So I'll satisfy my appetite by going Jack The Ripper on these who.res

For sho'.

I'm like the grandmaster rapper, got my opponents convinced

I'm thinking dozens of moves ahead of them.

Like Bobby Fischer I hold my foes in contempt

And only then do I behead them.