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Sonseray's Battle Rap Contract

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Post ITT and I will write an epicmafia themed diss rap about you until I get banned again.

Vocaroo with flow and beat upon request.

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RickyRoma says


Linker says


Goodbar says


This Rap Is Sponsored By The Black Eyed Peas


Goodbar's typing from black eyed peas, Sons is typing from a blacked IP, I just wanna see one of them try to type like me, I mean sons im posting by hour, thinking by minute, you barely do daily.


I've already slit your throat once or twice, I'm pretty sho'

But if you want some more, be my guest, Mi Amor.

I can't post as often because I have things to do and girls to date

But each one of my verses is Top Tier, it's Bombay.

Your verses have the taste of Mexican Brick Marijuana

But I'm reckonin' you could sharpen your skill by rapping with me, if you wanna.

My number of my bars is higher than the number of your ELO

You lose battles with me before you get to say "Hello"


At least I can even make a decent rap

You just sit in your room all day and fap

A good rap from you? I would almost kill

To see your raps are way short of a thrill

To hear my raps? All these kids would die

Good words from you, I almost have to pry.

People like me, we think this is fun

Newbies like you just wanna be done.
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You're a great rapper Linker!

I'm being facetious

See this dirt? Get ready to eat it.
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Linker says


Goodbar says


This Rap Is Sponsored By The Black Eyed Peas


Goodbar's typing from black eyed peas, Sons is typing from a blacked IP, I just wanna see one of them try to type like me, I mean sons im posting by hour, thinking by minute, you barely do daily.


I've already slit your throat once or twice, I'm pretty sho'

But if you want some more, be my guest, Mi Amor.

I can't post as often because I have things to do and girls to date

But each one of my verses is Top Tier, it's Bombay.

Your verses have the taste of Mexican Brick Marijuana

But I'm reckonin' you could sharpen your skill by rapping with me, if you wanna.

My number of my bars is higher than the number of your ELO

You lose battles with me before you get to say "Hello"
Linker
about 8 years

Goodbar says


This Rap Is Sponsored By The Black Eyed Peas


Goodbar's typing from black eyed peas, Sons is typing from a blacked IP, I just wanna see one of them try to type like me, I mean sons im posting by hour, thinking by minute, you barely do daily.
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I need a "New Challenger!" like this is Super Smash Brothers

Hoping to find a rival hiding undercover.

Battle me and I'll hit you "Square" in the jaw, you're no factor.

Kick, Punch, Chop, like I'm PaRappa the Rappa

I cop cop's heat faster than an OG, don't front with me Youngin'

Call me "Sensei", I'm Chop Chop Master Onion.

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"I don't care if they respect me so long as they fear me."
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I've let threads people liked die after two pages, and I'll keep this one on life support until I get tired of it.
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yoyo200900 says

pm me your skype if you want to mentor me. we can play some games together with screen share


On a scale of one to BearGuru, how badly do you want my attention?
yoyo200900
about 8 years
pm me your skype if you want to mentor me. we can play some games together with screen share
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@Goodbar

You're improving but you use the same rhyme throughout your whole verse

If you do that every battle you gonna end up in the Hearse

You've got to switch up your wordplay, and use poetic devices like

Enjambment

I'll give you my ten Battle Rap Commandments

First of all, don't f with me boy.

Not a rapper I've battled who hasn't been destroyed

Enter the ring as a rapper with me, and leave unemployed

Second, similes are imperative, whor.e

Like when I tell you your style is like a parrot of Shmeur's

Third, slant rhymes are a necessity

Bend the rules of English

If you plan on impressing me

Fourth, you (k)New, you'd lose to me kid.

Use homophones in the endzone if you plan at taking a shot at my throne.

Fifth, a little Alliteration never hurt.

Authentic Apostasy, Actual Obliteration. Additionally: No hesitation.

Sixth, prove you know where you're going by using some foreshadowing.Walter White, "I am the danger."

I'm glad that you bite at my battle verses John, don't be a stranger.

Seventh, find a beat to write to.

Writing bars to the sound of your keyboard ain't inspired, Champ.

A real battle rapper,

You couldn't last a round unless I'm playing with you and letting you practice like you're part of my Training Camp, Pal.

Kind of like now.

Eighth: You might have noticed I'm a fan of allusion.

Consider your Battle Verse a collusion

Of the greatest minds and writers in history

If you do you'll have them running

It's like Los said: "Jaws hears music when I'm coming."

Ninth: Christ, use more than one or two syllables. You can rhyme multiple words with one.

You can rhyme pneumoconiosis New, No con, no psychosis

With the rest of your bar once you've come far

Tenth: Finish strong and let your closing statement prove that you are Rap's Star Elitist Son with the skills other cats Lack.

Let this last bar's reference to my sixth bar serve as my Car Machine Gun Trap
Goodbar
about 8 years

RickyRoma says

The Black Eyed Peas? Oh Jeez

You gonna need more than them cats to get your back if you want to touch my steez

Goodbar John, I'm blowing you up with a Hood Car Bomb, comprendhe?

You try to flirt with me I hit you with that ice cold Potassium, Like: "K"

Pretty clever huh? Like Los said: "So out of this world that space stations harassing me"

So god damned smart that no one is this weight class with me

I'm robbing people of their reputations like they're gold and I'm a Privateer Captain, based in Havana

Attitude even more rotten than John Goodbar's Banana.





touch your steez?

please, i'll come at you like the killer bees

steal your rupeez, spend 'em on jacques and pour it on deez

i'll send you to belize you f*ckin d*ck cheese

shove your head in 1000 degrees of bacon grease

your body will have more burns than my rap cds [which is a lot of burns capize?]

so get on your knees and say your pleas

just kidding yeez gonna send you home with nestles

please foresee the brain freeze my main sleaze
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"I'm losing my hunger fo'sho

When I was younger, let me share this little song that I wrote

It went:

When

I come

Out

Side to play

All my friends they run away

They say: "No! Not today..."

I guess I just play too rough"

-Los
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Goodbar says

we're supposed to reply?

well i won't deny

and what the f*ck dude

you chewed me nude

all my clothes vanished

was this your damn wish?

i'm naked let's f*ck

wait yuck

This Rap Is Sponsored By The Black Eyed Peas


The Black Eyed Peas? Oh Jeez

You gonna need more than them cats to get your back if you want to touch my steez

Goodbar John, I'm blowing you up with a Hood Car Bomb, comprendhe?

You try to flirt with me I hit you with that ice cold Potassium, Like: "K"

Pretty clever huh? Like Los said: "So out of this world that space stations harassing me"

So god damned smart that no one is this weight class with me

I'm robbing people of their reputations like they're gold and I'm a Privateer Captain, based in Havana

Attitude even more rotten than John Goodbar's Banana.
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Goodbar says


all my clothes vanished


keep going
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RickyRoma says

Where you at, Arcbell?

I'll create for you a lyrical Dark Hell.


LMFAO
Goodbar
about 8 years
we're supposed to reply?

well i won't deny

and what the f*ck dude

you chewed me nude

all my clothes vanished

was this your damn wish?

i'm naked let's f*ck

wait yuck

This Rap Is Sponsored By The Black Eyed Peas
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You can't touch me like I'm MC Hammer

The LSD powered jungle panther

I'll bite straight through the back of your corpus callosum

Paralyzed, no one will mourn you, son.

I'm dousing you in semantic collodium, good night.

I light my blunt on your pyre as you ignite.
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Is no one going to fire back?

Guess I'm the Alpha Wolf, leading the pack.
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Firing bars off and not counting them like I'm Dirty Harry

The most terrifying legend to croak folks on Halloween since Bloody Mary.
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Where you at, Arcbell?

I'll create for you a lyrical Dark Hell.
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<3
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Lions don't hunt ants.
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sinead says


RickyRoma says


sinead says

Me


You're too fragile, practically made of glass.


thanks for sparing me


I only hunt at the top of the food chain
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RickyRoma says


sinead says

Me


You're too fragile, practically made of glass.


thanks for sparing me