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Sonseray's Battle Rap Contract

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Post ITT and I will write an epicmafia themed diss rap about you until I get banned again.

Vocaroo with flow and beat upon request.

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ApathyBear says

You used 'bear' as a rhyme without my permission

So I'll spare you all the legal exposition

And tell you putting me in a bar is your newest expedition


Hello ApathyBear some might call me YogiPlayer

Smarter than your average bear, you seem like you are too,

But your raps are McDonald's Quality and my raps taste better than Eclaire swallowing.

You really think I used the word Bear and thought about your permission?

B.itch shut up, you know you love the attention.
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sinead says

Me


You're too fragile, practically made of glass.
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yoyo200900 says

lol dude when have i said n*********r don't say that about me or people will believe it


People will believe anything I tell them, it's part of my charm.
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Me
yoyo200900
about 8 years
lol dude when have i said n*********r don't say that about me or people will believe it
ApathyBear
about 8 years
You used 'bear' as a rhyme without my permission

So I'll spare you all the legal exposition

And tell you putting me in a bar is your newest expedition
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Just for fun:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s07IWBZnWDUc Every bar in this thread in one vocaroo
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Got bars for days

Everyone love me, even the gays.
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Goodbar says

i love your work now rhyme me some words m8


I appreciate your post, I know you won't bore me, I'm kind of like the Rick to your Morty.

But it was weird when you showed your pr.ick in the mod chat, lowkey

I rap like the Norse god Loki.

And then you had kino flashing her itty bitty t.itties, mod chat got nitty gritty, huh Hello Kitty?

This ain't gonna pretty, my style Gets Schwifty,

And you let that happen dawg, I guess you a hedonist.

Your best bet is this: Just admit it's not hateful comments if I call you a twink

I say with a wink

Make myself homosexual in the narrative for the sake of the rap? I'll go there.

You little fairy, I'll eat you alive like I'm the bear.

It's scary how good I am, twist words until they are corrosive

F:aggot: Now the diss is back to being homophobic.
Goodbar
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i love your work now rhyme me some words m8
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I can do every style

Jordan Lyles.
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My career taking off like an upwards vector going from the first to third quadrant

I eat rappers alive, cannibalized, like I'm Hannibal Lecter.

Antarctic style,

Marketing marksmen my mark's don't fight back they roll over

So lucky I must have been born in a bed of Four Leaf Clovers.
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Iverson says

You better not miss.


I was hoping you were going to post here

Now experience remorse, dear

No recourse here, Iverson ain't survivin' I'm alighting and igniting

No rings and there's a reason why an'

I'm the Philosopher King with the One Ring

I'll give you credit for your skills, but Iverson, my son, your done. Your career ends here.

But don't cry over spilled beer.

Telling me not to miss? Who you think this is? I got dis

. I'll checkmate you faster than the first time we played Chess, "Checkmate", like I'm Jadakiss.

You're going to university now and I'm proud of you my man

But controversially, and conversely to your belief, that community college is on your resume.

It came time to pick a school, just like the real Iverson, you hesitate.

You got scammed.

And you're an associate degree Secretary in Chief until you reach Heaven's Gate.

R.aped. Kablam.

This one's mean but only because I know you can take it, ya dig?

You know I'm rooting for you to make it big.
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SpiderBoom says

Sonse be my friend again.


I don't think you actually want a rap diss, I don't hold back.
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RickyRoma says


Blister says

alright, fine, HIT ME


I got bigger balls than Evel Knievel with testicular elephantitis

You little f.ucking weasel, you shouldn't have posted, I'll dismember you like I'm King Leonidas

I personally despise this

Pathological cheating piece of trash,

A rash on this website, will do whatever a girl says if she hints at giving him a.ss

Boy you never had some p.ussy before? You're so desperate you reek of it, like f.ucking Jesus

Christ, I'll shatter your ego into a million fragments. Try to pick them all up but you'll be missing some pieces.

You ever win a trophy legit, I'm calling witchcraft, Black Magic.

Which craft you mastered here Blister? It's not rap, mafia, or getting away with cheating. Is it begging, bleating, and bleeding?




http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xcySFBYqk6

Couldn't resist a vocaroo, Canibus style flow on an eminem beat.
Iverson
about 8 years
You better not miss.
SpiderBoom
about 8 years
Sonse be my friend again.
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You've got to give these two cats props for taking their beating even though they got punked.

More than I can say for the rest of you chumps.
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Be careful before you post, when these words leave my tongue they taste tart.

This thread is not for the feint of heart.
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yoyo200900 says

postin


I remember you begging me to mentor you

Here's a memento, I'm going to help you get a clue

That was three years ago dawg, and you're still a terrible mafia player, a loss provider

Some are born great, some are made great, and some, like you, are neither.

And another thing, stop saying "n****r"

Last person who said that to my little sister: Broke his nose with one punch.

Spat on his body, kicked him while he was down, just remember: I'm bigger.

I'll leave broken bodies discarded all over the ground like Shanghai Litter

You're lame but I'm fly, dawg I can't stand your racism.

You can call this track: Eracism.
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The only way to stay the shame is self-deletion.
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Blister says

alright, fine, HIT ME


I got bigger balls than Evel Knievel with testicular elephantitis

You little f.ucking weasel, you shouldn't have posted, I'll dismember you like I'm King Leonidas

I personally despise this

Pathological cheating piece of trash,

A rash on this website, will do whatever a girl says if she hints at giving him a.ss

Boy you never had some p.ussy before? You're so desperate you reek of it, like f.ucking Jesus

Christ, I'll shatter your ego into a million fragments. Try to pick them all up but you'll be missing some pieces.

You ever win a trophy legit, I'm calling witchcraft, Black Magic.

Which craft you mastered here Blister? It's not rap, mafia, or getting away with cheating. Is it begging, bleating, and bleeding?
yoyo200900
about 8 years
postin