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Confess old EM sins

over 8 years

After a certain amount of time passes, no one cares that you did bad things on Epicmafia. I'm living proof of that. Confess your old sins.

If you'd like to confess anonymously, you can PM father Arcbell with your sins, and I will in turn post to this thread with no name attached. I have sworn a holy oath to keep these confessions from judging eyes.

deletedalmost 7 years
One time I cared way too much about getting that Sims dude a vio for his strong language and was a bit of a douche about it
almost 7 years
I had an uncropped avi :(
almost 7 years
my contribution to this thread:

i stalled mishanicole's trophy game for 15 minutes to make the game go into the next day and force a sudden death round because i suspected she was cheating with kelly. this was later confirmed but at the time i was basically gamethrowing against a runner on the last day.
almost 7 years

Sims says

one time i told that sweeper guy to "blow their head off. with a gun, mayhaps."

still keeps me up at night that i was capable of such strong language.


if it makes you feel better he would've starved to death trying to decide whether to pull the trigger or not
almost 7 years
i've stolen 80 wives

there is literally 0 proctection from my brutec*ck on epicmafia
almost 7 years
i've stolen 8 accounts

there is literally 0 protection from bruteforce on epicmafia
almost 7 years
memories like these almost make me want to play mafia casually. almost.
deletedalmost 7 years
one time i hammered dave hibiki and he was mafia. i was shortly thererafter admitted to a mental facility for it.
almost 7 years
one time i told that sweeper guy to "blow their head off. with a gun, mayhaps."

still keeps me up at night that i was capable of such strong language.
deletedalmost 7 years

Bebop says


Shoopie says

I had another account that took GT and trolling to a whole other level before I made this account and deleted the old one.


hmm u didnt mention that on ur mod application very interesting


I got it! The reason the role mods are so sh1t is because they haven't cheated in the past and got rid of it!! It's common knowledge that to catch a criminal you need a criminal. This explains why abc was so good!
almost 7 years
i cheated in every way possible for my trophy
deletedalmost 7 years
i heard billstickers came back is this true
almost 7 years

Germ says

I dont really think kennedy's cheating was premeditated/conscious anymore. at least the first time


It was, he actually cheated with Iphigenia on at least one occasion.
almost 7 years
cheaters and throwers make the best mods, bebop. c'mon, u know this.
almost 7 years

Shoopie says

I had another account that took GT and trolling to a whole other level before I made this account and deleted the old one.


hmm u didnt mention that on ur mod application very interesting
almost 7 years
back in the day you could go really high with negative karma, i used to have like the third highest negative karma on my old account, i started asking for it when i did well and people just started bw negging me. then they changed it where you got banned with neg karma and there went my account.
almost 7 years
I had another account that took GT and trolling to a whole other level before I made this account and deleted the old one.
almost 7 years
one time i joined a game of mafia and didn't care about winning
deletedalmost 7 years
i cheated in training lobby all the time on audrina before i deleted it
almost 7 years
i cheat in survivor lobby the host would rig for me lol never got caught hahaha
almost 7 years
I dont really think kennedy's cheating was premeditated/conscious anymore. at least the first time
deletedalmost 7 years
Im a serious meta abuser
deletedalmost 7 years
I played EM with roommate and rolesharing was inevitable.
almost 7 years
i used to cheat witth apeescaper over skype in some of our games when we played incomp
deletedalmost 7 years
remember when people were defending meetterry's right to use the n word and dox mods