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Confess old EM sins

over 8 years

After a certain amount of time passes, no one cares that you did bad things on Epicmafia. I'm living proof of that. Confess your old sins.

If you'd like to confess anonymously, you can PM father Arcbell with your sins, and I will in turn post to this thread with no name attached. I have sworn a holy oath to keep these confessions from judging eyes.

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I'm glad the lore master is here to see this website to the crypt
almost 7 years
there are no lies in the face of a lore master
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ok maybe 1 sin
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cow man do you ever milk yourself
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I never sinned because I am an angel
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Shoopie says


Herredy says

I begin jerking it when EpicMafia's on my mind


typical you :p


it's 9 inches now, I've measured it
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i confess Arcbell is a who banned people cause he wanted to be alfa but he not even the omega
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one time i trolled riddler so hard on a secret alt he got two harassment violations
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I used to cheat via Skype when I had friends.

Jk. I never had friends.
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i confess i'm still mad that in this round https://epicmafia.com/round/424 i got 4th place instead of bronze because johnreid got a gt game unrefunded in the last day of the round because he was friends with cody and cody was admin at the time.

cody as admin always abused power for his circlejerk
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Herredy says

I begin jerking it when EpicMafia's on my mind


typical you :p
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I begin jerking it when EpicMafia's on my mind
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Nothing to confess
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I used to hate noavis

I mean, I still do, they are garbage people
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Charley is the one always saying the rolemods are bad at their job, not me.
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LazyYami says


Bebop says


Shoopie says

I had another account that took GT and trolling to a whole other level before I made this account and deleted the old one.


hmm u didnt mention that on ur mod application very interesting


I got it! The reason the role mods are so sh1t is because they haven't cheated in the past and got rid of it!! It's common knowledge that to catch a criminal you need a criminal. This explains why abc was so good!


Role mods weren't sh!t, you were. Idk what you're talking about but
I never cheated I was ignorant to the rules for the first couple games and I was a noavi. After the other players sh!t on me for being a noavi I acted out and treated the game like the sh1t noavi they said I was.


Bebop says


Shoopie says

I had another account that took GT and trolling to a whole other level before I made this account and deleted the old one.


hmm u didnt mention that on ur mod application very interesting


It was before I made Shoopie and it was during a time when i didn't really know the game or any people.
I didn't even think of it until I read all these.
Feel free to take note. Not much of a difference it will make.
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I've nothing to confess
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don't get jebaited my friends, confessing got people banned....
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I'll participate in this thread in 2 years.
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Markus says


bryce1997 says

I had an uncropped avi :(


same :(


I still do. I will get a new avi today.
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I pick the fourth on my list and tunnel it; so far it's flipped mafia seven out of ten times.
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i knowingly gave some pretty shaky vios to edgelords from sandbox but in my defense heck those guys
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I once purposely threw a game then reported the person in the game for throwing and got off of it.

They were being a d*ck.

Also, I've never cheated at EM. I tried once in Sandbox but my friends didn't understand the game so I played solo and got competitive and cheating ruins the competitive streak so there's never been any need to consider it
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Calvin says

i heard billstickers came back is this true


calvin, whom is talking about me behind my back?
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bryce1997 says

I had an uncropped avi :(


same :(