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Arcbell
over 8 years

After a certain amount of time passes, no one cares that you did bad things on Epicmafia. I'm living proof of that. Confess your old sins.

If you'd like to confess anonymously, you can PM father Arcbell with your sins, and I will in turn post to this thread with no name attached. I have sworn a holy oath to keep these confessions from judging eyes.

deletedalmost 7 years

Mori says


Greninja says


Mori says


Greninja says


Mori says


Mori says

I threw on Gerry's account at the end of last year when we were in New York, I asked him if I could GT and he said ok just don't make it obvious, so I'm blatantly throwing as sheriff and he's like really upset at me and telling me I don't know how to GT.
So then he gets reported and he had to make this huge argument why it wasn't GT but it actually was cause it was me throwing on his account

I tried to find the report but it's gone :(


https://epicmafia.com/report/205300 Here I found it lol


don't forget that you freaking cheated with gerry you dang cheater


Dang, I've been caught, what will I do now


get run off the site, ideally


I don't really spend time here anymore anyways, only when I'm extremely bored


another victory for atheists
Mori
almost 7 years

Greninja says


Mori says


Greninja says


Mori says


Mori says

I threw on Gerry's account at the end of last year when we were in New York, I asked him if I could GT and he said ok just don't make it obvious, so I'm blatantly throwing as sheriff and he's like really upset at me and telling me I don't know how to GT.
So then he gets reported and he had to make this huge argument why it wasn't GT but it actually was cause it was me throwing on his account

I tried to find the report but it's gone :(


https://epicmafia.com/report/205300 Here I found it lol


don't forget that you freaking cheated with gerry you dang cheater


Dang, I've been caught, what will I do now


get run off the site, ideally


I don't really spend time here anymore anyways, only when I'm extremely bored
deletedalmost 7 years

Mori says


Greninja says


Mori says


Mori says

I threw on Gerry's account at the end of last year when we were in New York, I asked him if I could GT and he said ok just don't make it obvious, so I'm blatantly throwing as sheriff and he's like really upset at me and telling me I don't know how to GT.
So then he gets reported and he had to make this huge argument why it wasn't GT but it actually was cause it was me throwing on his account

I tried to find the report but it's gone :(


https://epicmafia.com/report/205300 Here I found it lol


don't forget that you freaking cheated with gerry you dang cheater


Dang, I've been caught, what will I do now


get run off the site, ideally
Mori
almost 7 years

Greninja says


Mori says


Mori says

I threw on Gerry's account at the end of last year when we were in New York, I asked him if I could GT and he said ok just don't make it obvious, so I'm blatantly throwing as sheriff and he's like really upset at me and telling me I don't know how to GT.
So then he gets reported and he had to make this huge argument why it wasn't GT but it actually was cause it was me throwing on his account

I tried to find the report but it's gone :(


https://epicmafia.com/report/205300 Here I found it lol


don't forget that you freaking cheated with gerry you dang cheater


Dang, I've been caught, what will I do now
deletedalmost 7 years
I would troll people w/ South Park character alts.
SnowPuppy
almost 7 years
UPVOTE MY SETUP MAGA - YOU WANT TO MAKE EPIC MAFIA GREAT AGAIN RIGHT.
SnowPuppy
almost 7 years
Made a fake set-up to trick people into playing my custom games.

https://epicmafia.com/setup/1394830
Alex
almost 7 years

Greninja says

the concept of playing a game with someone i could reliably cheat with is one thousand times more appealing to me than the alternative


having played a single game of epic mafia today i completely agree with this post
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the concept of playing a game with someone i could reliably cheat with is one thousand times more appealing to me than the alternative
deletedalmost 7 years
i'd cheat now just to have enjoyable games
deletedalmost 7 years

Mori says


Mori says

I threw on Gerry's account at the end of last year when we were in New York, I asked him if I could GT and he said ok just don't make it obvious, so I'm blatantly throwing as sheriff and he's like really upset at me and telling me I don't know how to GT.
So then he gets reported and he had to make this huge argument why it wasn't GT but it actually was cause it was me throwing on his account

I tried to find the report but it's gone :(


www.epicmafia.com/report/205300 Here I found it lol

Alex
almost 7 years
i would absolutely cheat in classic mafia to get around the 1500 point requirement because honestly why is it even still a thing
deletedalmost 7 years
i think i've mentioned this before but back in 2.0 i joined the site because i played forum mafia with some friends on a different site (that riddler happened to frequent, of all people (side note: everyone hated him there too)) and we ended up cheating in a shitload of red heart games because we'd play on skype together and i had no idea that it was cheating. only reason it never occurred to me is because i didn't think people took the game that seriously and stopped once i realized ppl did. it's really funny in retrospect since it was the equivalent of cheating in classic mafia and minesweeper nowadays
deletedalmost 7 years

Mori says


Mori says

I threw on Gerry's account at the end of last year when we were in New York, I asked him if I could GT and he said ok just don't make it obvious, so I'm blatantly throwing as sheriff and he's like really upset at me and telling me I don't know how to GT.
So then he gets reported and he had to make this huge argument why it wasn't GT but it actually was cause it was me throwing on his account

I tried to find the report but it's gone :(


https://epicmafia.com/report/205300 Here I found it lol


don't forget that you freaking cheated with gerry you dang cheater
xtal
almost 7 years

Sims says


xtal says

The only time I ever cheated was with Blister in unranked. Decided it wasn't worth it after losing 3/3 games.


wow blister is really really bad at cheating


honestly feel it was more of a testament to how awful I am at mafia
Mori
almost 7 years

Mori says

I threw on Gerry's account at the end of last year when we were in New York, I asked him if I could GT and he said ok just don't make it obvious, so I'm blatantly throwing as sheriff and he's like really upset at me and telling me I don't know how to GT.
So then he gets reported and he had to make this huge argument why it wasn't GT but it actually was cause it was me throwing on his account

I tried to find the report but it's gone :(


https://epicmafia.com/report/205300 Here I found it lol
Mori
almost 7 years
I threw on Gerry's account at the end of last year when we were in New York, I asked him if I could GT and he said ok just don't make it obvious, so I'm blatantly throwing as sheriff and he's like really upset at me and telling me I don't know how to GT.
So then he gets reported and he had to make this huge argument why it wasn't GT but it actually was cause it was me throwing on his account

I tried to find the report but it's gone :(
Sims
almost 7 years
that's not a sin, God approves
Jeff
almost 7 years
I think Sims is a snack
Sims
almost 7 years

xtal says

The only time I ever cheated was with Blister in unranked. Decided it wasn't worth it after losing 3/3 games.


wow blister is really really bad at cheating
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one time i laughed at a natstar post
deletedalmost 7 years

LazyYami says


Escurai says







b¡tch lasagna
xtal
almost 7 years
The only time I ever cheated was with Blister in unranked. Decided it wasn't worth it after losing 3/3 games.
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Escurai says



Katie
almost 7 years
oh shttt this is the thread i confessed to cheating in

it was only about 500 wins so it's fine