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Confess old EM sins

over 8 years

After a certain amount of time passes, no one cares that you did bad things on Epicmafia. I'm living proof of that. Confess your old sins.

If you'd like to confess anonymously, you can PM father Arcbell with your sins, and I will in turn post to this thread with no name attached. I have sworn a holy oath to keep these confessions from judging eyes.

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i ate a dog. meow. *innocent look*
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didn't he try to make fck with another mod
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My favorite Shamzy quote is the one where he says black people can't be gay because of a cultural thing but kpop is okay
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groundhogday says

i feel bad taking part in the outing of shamzy as a homosexual black man


shamzy isn't gay he just likes kpop and wieners
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I procrastinate my bang thread

https://epicmafia.com/topic/87751
over 7 years

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MITOLL says

I used to hate noavis

I mean, I still do, they are garbage people


wow that's super funny XD


like, i wasn't expecting the follow-up line XD


it really made it funny XD


somewhat grammatically incorrect yet so humorous XD


i hope yall see my point now
over 7 years
I got eight vios on my alt TheConspiracy.
over 7 years
i feel bad taking part in the outing of shamzy as a homosexual black man
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Heck says


Heck says


Heck says


Heck says


MITOLL says

I used to hate noavis

I mean, I still do, they are garbage people


wow that's super funny XD


like, i wasn't expecting the follow-up line XD


it really made it funny XD


somewhat grammatically incorrect yet so humorous XD


this is the cyber equivalent of a comedian telling a joke that a crowd doesn't laugh at, then trying to rephrase it to save the bit
over 7 years

xtal says

i got way too invested in this community

over 7 years
i got way too invested in this community
over 7 years

Heck says


Heck says


Heck says


MITOLL says

I used to hate noavis

I mean, I still do, they are garbage people


wow that's super funny XD


like, i wasn't expecting the follow-up line XD


it really made it funny XD


somewhat grammatically incorrect yet so humorous XD
over 7 years

Heck says


Heck says


MITOLL says

I used to hate noavis

I mean, I still do, they are garbage people


wow that's super funny XD


like, i wasn't expecting the follow-up line XD


it really made it funny XD
over 7 years

Heck says


MITOLL says

I used to hate noavis

I mean, I still do, they are garbage people


wow that's super funny XD


like, i wasn't expecting the follow-up line XD
over 7 years

MITOLL says

I used to hate noavis

I mean, I still do, they are garbage people


wow that's super funny XD
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I sinned so hard, and I shall admit: I am an .
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i dindu nuffin
over 7 years
i enjoy gamethrowing
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mine is that i'm not gay enough
over 7 years
my worst epicmafia sin is probably that i'm gay
over 7 years
i love getting banned and bypassing something thrilling about it breaking all the rules knowing no matter what mods do u can just keep coming back is fun
over 7 years
my first mafia experience was getting repeatedly night 1 killed on a bus because i was a freshman
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On my capstone field trip someone wanted to play mafia and all I could think was "classic mafia? F.uck that, it's a coin flip". But then I played it though because that would be a lame thing to say
over 7 years
I introduced my friends to mafia and we play a night or two every week in the empty, dimly lit classrooms

I can't introduce all of the roles we use online because of the non-simple mechanics, but it's still fun
over 7 years
epic mafia will never die because there will always be at least one person around asking if the site is dying