After a certain amount of time passes, no one cares that you did bad things on Epicmafia. I'm living proof of that. Confess your old sins.
If you'd like to confess anonymously, you can PM father Arcbell with your sins, and I will in turn post to this thread with no name attached. I have sworn a holy oath to keep these confessions from judging eyes.
You know what they say about the family that cheats together...... they probably f*ck each other too, those vile humans...
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i remember playing a game against u and you were on uh, some detective conan account, and i owned the game so hard, but then u and ur sister (supposedly) fcking robbed me lol
deletedover 8 years
apparently so. didn't you used to cheat with your sister?
TL;DR I made a deal with a banned user to stealth ban some random for 24 hours. In exchange he stopped harassing my friend in sandbox chat.
deletedover 8 years
oh actually i have a good one i didnt confess earlier related to modding.
so the first time i modded there was this banned user who would always do the same thing. he'd play a few unranked games peacefully (usually) and then start throwing fancypants games but just spamming like crazy that he was having sex with someone on the table until he was lynched or outting his mafia partner if he was scum or whatever. i probably banned him like 20 or so times.
anyway whenever i saw him i'd ban him but sometimes he'd switch over to sandbox before i caught him and start spamming their chat box. in particular he used to single out one user and scream that he was having sex with her. it upset her but there wasn't much i could do about it ofc since i was banning him as soon as i saw him.
at some point after banning him a few more times we weirdly ended up exchanging PM's. there was this weird sort of mutual respect between us as internet mafia website nemesis. he actually seemed like a reasonable dude so at some point i mentioned the sandboxer user who was upset by him. he ended up offering me a deal; he wanted "justice served" over an old report he thought should have been a violation which got no vio'd when someone harassed his friend.
so i offered to stealth ban the harasser for a day. the only proof i could really provide was a screenshot of his profile with all the ban boxes checked and even tho i could have just undone it instantly i actually did leave it up for the full 24 hours. as far as i know the guy i banned never said anything, not sure he even noticed. but my nemesis actually did hold up his end of the bargain and stopped spamming using my friend's name.
Like I was really frustrated with GaryOak/Solaster as Foundation for ignoring him and I threw a fit until they banned him, making accounts called NotFoundation1 and NotFoundation2 and cheating to get their attention.
I'm petty now but I was even pettier when I was 14.
I actually originally caught and banned jimmykudo for cheating in 2012 and a few months later in main under this very user name during my first ever modding period. haha
If it's actually jimmy kudo then they can confirm. lol
I was the one who originally caught you cheating and got you repeatedly banned (as Foundation/Empire)
Years later I made Tatami as a secret alt masquerading as a new user. You tried to take me under your wing. It was hilarious.
A lot of people tried to "teach me" which was funny but that just told me I was doing a good job faking-but the irony of it being you was like "Oh god"
Modding was the absolute most boring activity on earth and I don't think I've spoken a single word to any of the people I modded with outside of Basil and Nat since I stepped down
juneau sent a message to RIPBillyMays 6mon 28d ago « Back Reply I have filed a report against you. You can read more of the details at https://www.epicmafia.com/report/168241 .
