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the Master Pokemon thread

over 8 years

ever wondered what Pokemon a 17-year-old girl thought you'd be? now's your chance to find out! post here and I will assign you a Pokemon, possibly for comedic value but mostly based on how well I do or don't know you. since there are <40 legendary pokemon out of the 700+ total pokemon, you're probably not getting one, especially if I don't know you.

Post away!

P.S. not one of the aesthetic pokemon drawings was done by my hand. don't get it twisted

over 8 years

Nicole says

pwease



Nicole says

pwease




Espeon is my favorite Eeveelution! It's very powerful and also very adorable. You're pretty good at League and very adorable as a person in general. You're also a little ~mysterious~ hence the Psychic typing. Plus you and xela are a ridiculously adorable couple who fit together well which to me equates to the ability Synchronize (technically Telepathy would probably make more sense but Bluh)

over 8 years
Me, I dare you to delete this comment binch
over 8 years

Golbolco says

That Terry rek was nice. Do me.




public perception of you is.....mixed, to say the least. i personally first saw you as a somewhat annoying gimmick, quick to ban first and ask questions later during your time as owner, and ultimately as someone with good intentions but not really good with acting on those intentions in a way that is received well by the public. that being said, you stand by your convictions, which i have to respect even if i don't agree with them. so you get banette: a pokemon i don't particularly like but definitely think has its niche. plus mega banette has the ability prankster, which i think suits you to a degree.

over 8 years

Ashe says

do me~~~ o;




the first thing i thought when thinking of a pokemon that fit you was "meme pupper" and you know i guess growlithe fits that. but i also think growlithe fits you because you're still young and you have room to grow, but because you're also still a bit like a puppy in that you're kind of ready to bark at the first slight and you can be a little hyperaggressive in defending yourself. i don't blame you honestly because i'm the same way. the point is you're still growing up and i think you'll mature into a strong, even bigger, even memeier pupper.

over 8 years

Hood says

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i was so tempted to do solgaleo but tbh i'm mad as frick about its typing so forget that plan



luxray!! 1) obviously because of the lion-like design 2) luxray is one of my favorite pokemon 3) luxray is a pokemon that now isn't seen as often competitively just like no one sees you as often in sandbox anymore, but you are still very cool

over 8 years
hiya
over 8 years

SirAmelio says

ok sure




Out of the three Fire/Fighting starters, Emboar is kind of the odd one out; while Infernape is a sort of immediate glass cannon and Blaziken is a dangerous opponent after even one boost from its hidden ability Speed Boost, Emboar is an oddly designed tank with high HP and Attack as well as solid SpA, but very low defenses and speed. Emboar is consequently not as popular among the fire starters--for good reason, to some people.

This is a bit of a long rant about Pokemon and not about you! The point is I feel like you're not as well liked nowadays as you used to be, which is a little sad because you're still a pretty alright guy in my opinion, and, just as Emboar has its uses, you're not totally irredeemable or anything of the like!

also Emboar is frickin badass

over 8 years

izzy says

me :0






you get floette!! oddly enough the first middle evolution i've done here. floette is a very lovely pokemon that's also very sweet and i don't know you too well but this is my impression of you so there you go
over 8 years
Hook ME UP
over 8 years

bdog1321 says

pikachu or bust

i have an electric personality

i'm very polarizing


well you are right on the electric part!!



you are rotom!! you're a very unique person and i don't think i've ever seen you react identically to the same thing twice! some might say you're a bit gimmicky or annoying but i think this sort of variability is pretty cool!

specifically you get rotom-w because it was one of my favorite OU pokemon for a while

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smell me later
over 8 years

pereking says

i wanna be the very best






mega alakazam! i actually don't really have an explanation for this one but it just seemed to fit and i couldn't think of anything better. i dunno if mega-ala is the VERY best but it's pretty good!!!
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Yas mama
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over 8 years

Bebop says

sure do me




jokes aside.





gastrodon!! very chill sort of person, doesn't seem like much fazes you (a reference to gastrodon's very high HP stat). i just like east sea's coloration more but west sea is cool too
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gimme
over 8 years

Moocow says

do me tbh




i was SO tempted to do miltank, honestly.

you're a cool guy! you're pretty chill but you are definitely willing to stand up for what you think is right and you don't just stand back and watch things happen, if something affects you a lot you make your voice heard (which is cool because krookodile's hidden ability is anger point, which is like, kinda similar i guess? it makes more sense in my head) plus look at ash's krookodile in the anime!



sooooooo cooooooool
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pwease
over 8 years
That Terry rek was nice. Do me.
over 8 years

Jimbei says

me please!






honchkrow bc ur a mod and therefore.....a head honchkrow B)

seriously though, kind of like a murder of crows sticks together i feel like you're very loyal to the people you care about, but you're definitely not above your......dark side. get it? cuz honchkrow's a....nvm
over 8 years
do me~~~ o;
over 8 years

MeetTerry says

hello




a trash pokemon with trash stats and a trash movepool, shaped like a heart to represent your undying love for error. you're welcome
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