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over 8 years

ever wondered what Pokemon a 17-year-old girl thought you'd be? now's your chance to find out! post here and I will assign you a Pokemon, possibly for comedic value but mostly based on how well I do or don't know you. since there are <40 legendary pokemon out of the 700+ total pokemon, you're probably not getting one, especially if I don't know you.

Post away!

P.S. not one of the aesthetic pokemon drawings was done by my hand. don't get it twisted

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in before fking mr. mime.
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hi joan, i'd like one!
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me~ in b4 eggxecute
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meee
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Blister says

I want a pokenob but also an explanation






skuntank! kinda stinky :\ alright tho i guess, i personally like having skuntank on my team even though a lot of ppl think it's not rly great lol
over 8 years

theturningRAY says

mantine






not quite mantine lol \: steelix!
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PissProblems says

Hm...






already gave the dratini line out haha so u get the fire pupper ninetales
over 8 years
aye aye.
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MasterCthulhu says


littlewhitey says

i wanna know which pokemon i am :o






i always thought togetic was cuter than togekiss so here u go


aaaa i couldnt have hoped for a better pokemon

im blessed

thank u so much ;o; <3
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hello
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Art says

hello joan






mega slowbro!!
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littlewhitey says

i wanna know which pokemon i am :o






i always thought togetic was cuter than togekiss so here u go
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aladrew says

Give me one, if it aint gen 1 I die inside




tangela because it looks lost in the sauce just like i'm lost in the sauce about who you are
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LucasCommaKyle says

How about me? :D





i feel like i may have known you once but i don't now so.....lol
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bump so you dont forget
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MasterCthulhu says


Kenny says

friend






alright people are rushing me to expedite this so im not gonna give long explanations anymore but u get the first legendary congrats kenny. mew has a sort of facade of just being really silly but it's actually a very powerful pokemon which reminds me of u


youre not crying, im crying.
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where is mine
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MasterCthulhu says


Herredy says

omfg
mememe





OK THERE IS NO REASON FOR THIS BUT IM LAUGHING HERE U GO ESPURR


I-

w-wew

lmfao

that last one omg
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quiche says

Me please!






Jirachi!!!
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Herredy says

omfg
mememe





OK THERE IS NO REASON FOR THIS BUT IM LAUGHING HERE U GO ESPURR
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fakechest says

go ahead I guess.


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do we even know each other

wait i posted in one of your other threads too
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I want a pokenob but also an explanation
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nepenthe says

i don't know anything about pokemon






Metang
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butterpototo says

:0 me pls!!! :0






psyduck!!!