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the Master Pokemon thread

MasterCthulhu
almost 9 years

ever wondered what Pokemon a 17-year-old girl thought you'd be? now's your chance to find out! post here and I will assign you a Pokemon, possibly for comedic value but mostly based on how well I do or don't know you. since there are <40 legendary pokemon out of the 700+ total pokemon, you're probably not getting one, especially if I don't know you.

Post away!

P.S. not one of the aesthetic pokemon drawings was done by my hand. don't get it twisted

LucasCommaKyle
almost 9 years
How about me? :D
quiche
almost 9 years
Me please!
deletedalmost 9 years
omfg
mememe
fakechest
almost 9 years
go ahead I guess.
MasterCthulhu
almost 9 years

BlackLyon says

Me




[5:44PM] Master BlackLyon: That works



POWERFUL STARAPTOR
nepenthe
almost 9 years
i don't know anything about pokemon
deletedalmost 9 years
:0 me pls!!! :0
MeetTerry
almost 9 years

MasterCthulhu says


MeetTerry says

hello




a trash pokemon with trash stats and a trash movepool, shaped like a heart to represent your undying love for error. you're welcome


cute
Platypops
almost 9 years
sure, why not
Nocturnul
almost 9 years
gimme dat vanilluxe

edit: kenny is ditto bc he's a top and a bottom
Psy
almost 9 years
omg do me. 10/10 thread
Kenny
almost 9 years
friend
BlackLyon
almost 9 years
Why didn't you make reamix Slurpuff?
deletedalmost 9 years
hello
Reamix
almost 9 years

MasterCthulhu says


Reamix says

yes






Altaria!!! not mega altaria it has too many clouds for me but i think altaria is very cute and sweet like u ^w^


i love this I never would have made the comparison
Eddyward
almost 9 years
I want to be a pokeymanz pls
alicetama
almost 9 years
hi there
Digipoke1
almost 9 years
hi joan
MasterCthulhu
almost 9 years

AregVrt says

Me




I don't really know you honestly I just see you in chatbox sometimes and you always have a lot to say, most of which I don't bother to read. You get exploud because it has loud in its name and in chatbox at least you're quite verbose.
yoyoyorlozer
almost 9 years
where's my meme mon
MasterCthulhu
almost 9 years

Sishen says

Yas mama




Mega Blastoise! Honestly I chose this because I think it would be really hilarious to see a Blastoise doing the ;) face but also because Mega Blastoise is a new spin on a classic Pokemon, a way to bring it back into relevancy after it was relegated to the lower tiers of competitive battling. I think when I first got on this site I didn't really like you, though I can't remember why now, but now I consider you a great friend of mine on the site and I'm glad that I changed my mind!

MasterCthulhu
almost 9 years

Merlot says

me? 0:





the spiky-eared pichu is one of my favorite pokemovie characters ever lmao she is just too cute!!! The point is you are the spiky-eared pichu because....ok it just made sense and also pichu is absurdly strong in SSBM so I guess it made sense to me to choose something cute and also very strong

Warlock1268
almost 9 years
meme me pls
MasterCthulhu
almost 9 years

error says

gimme


this was one i knew INSTANTLY. sorry it's not a fire type :/





Absol! Absol Pokelore-wise has the ability to predict natural disasters and tries to warn people of them, but often gets blamed for causing the natural disasters instead. That reminds me of a totally different thing, actually:



Props to anyone who gets this reference.

The point is I feel like your cynicism grants you the ability to look at real life and many current issues accurately, but that you're also (for this reason and for others) .... Misunderstood™. You are also very intelligent/perceptive and you can be, to a degree, reclusive, just as Absol generally live in the mountains far away from civilization.



Mega Absol's ability is Magic Bounce, which I feel is an accurate representation of your attitude.
sl0nderman
almost 9 years
pokemon is for children