Jimbei says

At which point did the daily drama report turn into the onion

Are you implying that the Daily Drama Report reports subjects in a satirical light rather than an objective light and fabricates Fake News™ for views??? As the sole owner and proprietor of this establishment, I must warn you that if the answer is yes, then I will not take this libel against my good name lightly.

At which point did the daily drama report turn into the onion

User desta has a grudge against me and at a further point in time I can provide screenshots to this. Discredit his word.

Nothing wrong with asking people to say funny things. If it's funny, it's funny. Nothing can change that.

However, I deny these accusations.

I can attest that "reporter" sammy is lying, as I was present in the chat at the time.

OBJECTION!

USA would never ask for "comical statements" he asks where to find the funnies!

Ohdearmycatisgone says

I'm not accusing the reporter of fabricating images, but without timestamps it would be foolish as a reader to not question the validity of your claim.

Then we can ask the person in the picture, Herredy!

Reporter sammy has also attested to the fact that he has been asked to say "comical" statements in order to provide user USA with more imagery for his thread.

Fake News™ is a big problem nowadays, or so I've heard.

I'm not accusing the reporter of fabricating images, but without timestamps it would be foolish as a reader to not question the validity of your claim.

Ohdearmycatisgone says

No time stamps on the chat log, you have no proof that didn't happen after USA's funny post.

If you're accusing our reporter for fabricating pictures, then the burden of proof lies within you.

No time stamps on the chat log, you have no proof that didn't happen after USA's funny post.

DRAMA ALERT

EpicMafia user USA, creator of the "EM Players say the Funniest Things!" thread has just been caught in the act of persuading players to say "funnies" in order to make new posts on the aforementioned thread.

Our reporter, sammy, got the picture.



Soon following this conversation, this comment was posted in USA's thread:



Our reporter, sammy, can also attest to being asked to provide comical statements for such pictures in the thread.

How many more users have been coerced into saying irrational stuff just for the sake of USA's drive for a quick laugh? We'll let you know as we find out more.

I suppose I just assumed it was common knowledge you shouldn't use multiple accounts in a competition.

Besides, "Although, I was ignorant that what I did was against the rules, that is not the basis of me asking to be exempted. Cheating is cheating after all intentional or not." this is from a pm from you. You've already acknowledged it didn't matter you whether or not you knew this was not allowed.

It's a forum competition for a mini game on an online mafia simulator, if you are taking it seriously enough to where a 2 day suspension upsets you this much when you already have over a 50 point lead on the person in second place, perhaps a break could do you good.

Only problem with this as these weren't "the rules" they were never specified. If you want to suspend people for breaking rules it might be a good idea to establish them as rules first.

BATTLE SNAKES DRAMA VOL. 1 PART 2

LIoyd, first place snek in the Snake Competition, has challenged his suspension.



He says I cannot suspend him because my only proof is him admitting to me he broke the rules. He has also expressed concerns of players currently ranked below him banding together to target him out in games and wishes these users be punished.

Send us your thoughts in a twat @battlesnakesdrama

You got it!

Can I be the new sports columnist? I'll cover all the hot battle snakes action.

DRAMA ALERT

User Ohdearmycatisgone didn't even let me report the battlesnakes drama even though it hasn't even ended yet and hasn't publicly updated on it either. Amateur drama journalism right there. Sad!

Read her report here!

aladrew says

MAIN LOBBY TRASH

A suspicious user under the name KonMeri has made his way into sandbox, he seems like a trustworthy and normal sandbox players, but be careful, he has been showing signs of a main lobby spy!!! He was seen scumhunting during a sandbox game, I think he maybe a spy. Night 1 him until he has been put on trial.

Glory to Sandbox!

Make sure that it does not end like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR4N5OhcY9s

MAIN LOBBY TRASH

A suspicious user under the name KonMeri has made his way into sandbox, he seems like a trustworthy and normal sandbox players, but be careful, he has been showing signs of a main lobby spy!!! He was seen scumhunting during a sandbox game, I think he maybe a spy. Night 1 him until he has been put on trial.

Glory to Sandbox!

MAIN LOBBY WARNING

Player jakratzhu has been spotted in our lobby, he is main lobby scum. night 1 him every game and kick him out of our games, make sure he returns to scumlobby asap

User Bebop acting with unprofessionalism?
Learn more here:
>>>>>>> https://epicmafia.com/topic/81006 <<<<<<<<<<

>respectable

DRAMA ALERT

Spamming controversy arises! Today in chatbox, error has banned 2 respectable users of the community, tigermom and sl0nderman, in a retaliation of their simplistic spam. While not even flooding the chat with it, it is apparent that spam is moderated depending on how grumpy the mod is that day. Is this how we should move into the future with how spam is moderated in the chatbox? Were their motives anarchy, or strategic? Only time can tell.

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