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BREAKING NEWS

User Alyssa is reported to be unresponsive, possibly due to an angry cow.

I added Alyssa on Snapchat™ this morning and the first thing sent to me is a picture of a room with the caption "ahoy matey thar be the most delectable cookies in me boots". There was a cow in the background.


The cow zoomed in

It is all very peculiar, for who would willingly have an angry cow in their room?!?! I messaged back immediately with "Hey that cow looks angry", but the only response to that was "matey would ye like a share of cookies". Subsequent questions about the cow were ignored, and I suspect Alyssa has blocked me or worse - the cow has eaten Alyssa.

Thus, I urge everyone here to follow the "if you see something, say something" protocol. It may save a life... but now I only wish I had done something, anything, to warn Alyssa that an angry cow was about to eat her.

The case, however, is unconfirmed (although I am sure that the cow was the culprit, just look at him!). Please report any details you may have about Alyssa or an angry cow which looks like the above picture to the Sandbox Police.

shut up jamal

come back when you are a main character

This thread highlights the fact that everything in this lobby revolves around me and when I take my time to hibernate, the lobby is as good as dead. I am the nucleus of this lobby -- you are all so lucky that I have been more present to bring life to the sad lobby that the terrible Dooze has killed.

Excellent find, Plissken.

KILL YOURSELF, PLISSKEN

Someone sucks at news reporting... You've missed so much since last Winter...

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Drama update:

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Drama update!

After planning glorious changes for sandbox with big preparations, Jamal's jam has been jambled, leaving Winnie AKA Merlot the owner, the girlfriend of previous owner Bebop.

While everything is pure speculation, the user Bebop was out on the streets celebrating the ownership of Jamal, along with many other users.

Regardless of who, could someone with slander against Jamal be waiting to strike at the right moment? Or does Lucid just feel like making 2017 another interesting year?

All that hid in the shadows will eventually come to the light.

Any new events updating ownership will be shared soon, however the lack of communication from those up top once again is lacking, and disturbing.

BREAKING NEWS

After recently crowned Sandbox owner Fred left the website and delegated his position to close friend and Sandbox user baabaa, none other than JamalMarley has been made Emperor of Sandbox.

This is an opportunity that Jamal T. Marley, leader of the Holy Church of Jamal, has been after for as long as anyone can remember. For months now, Jamal has consistently campaigned for his ownership.

"This will be great fun -- I will enjoy working with all of you," Jamal said in chatbox after receiving the news of his new position.

However, there will always be critics on the sidelines. Former lobby owner and current site mod Bebop asked Jamal how he will go about repairing his fragile relationship with site admin Edark, someone whom Bebop claims Jamal "openly criticised."

Jamal responded by saying, "I feel that we can each better ourselves by accepting criticism from each other."

The implications this statement may have are unknown, but there will be plenty more to come in the following weeks as Jamal takes his first days in office.

Jamal has said that moderator applications will be opened soon, so keep an eye out.

(Around) August 25th, 2016-December 24th, 2016 I was extremely vocal. It's okay though, I didn't listen to people sending me negative PMs about error, either, because of how much of a changed person he acted on skype. I guess clique triumphs truth?

Jimbei says

Bebop says

riskitforthebiscuit says

If Bebop had his way, Error would still be admin

I actually didn't want error to be admin, I was very vocal about that, even to error's face.

I actually didn't want error to be lobby mod, site mod or site admin, I was very vocal about that, even to error's face.

Apparently you weren't vocal enough because you were one of the three people involved in lobby modding him to begin with.

Bebop says

riskitforthebiscuit says

If Bebop had his way, Error would still be admin

I actually didn't want error to be admin, I was very vocal about that, even to error's face.

I actually didn't want error to be lobby mod, site mod or site admin, I was very vocal about that, even to error's face.

Golbolco says

MILESTONE EDITION!

Daily Drama Report just hit 1,000 replies! Yes, 1,000! Yes, this very special newspaper proves that no matter the users, no matter the length of time, the drama will always continue and we'll always continue to catch it. Here's for another bountiful year of drama, my friends!

:D Glad to work for the news, Golbolco!

MILESTONE EDITION!

Daily Drama Report just hit 1,000 replies! Yes, 1,000! Yes, this very special newspaper proves that no matter the users, no matter the length of time, the drama will always continue and we'll always continue to catch it. Here's for another bountiful year of drama, my friends!

riskitforthebiscuit says

If Bebop had his way, Error would still be admin

I actually didn't want error to be admin, I was very vocal about that, even to error's face.

If Bebop had his way, Error would still be admin

While some things are still unclear; to update the DDR there was a offensive-defensive of a RickMoranis and Bebop on the lobby wall. While Bebop tried to play the "I didn't know nuttin" card, various contradictions came up, as the story did not play straight in this ordeal.

Bebop 1h 8m -5
I said that because he was threatening to dox people in chat? You can even see from the statement I said after because he threatened to dox me too.

Also, historical reasons. Error threatened to dox Bebop, another piece of information from December 24th that only recently has come up.