also sorry forgot mods aren't allowed to joke around or be anything other than overly strict draconian police. next time i think about saying something that isn't 100% serious or glow-approved i'll censor myself :)
Look, I love gold heart cheaters. They're great people, I've employed thousands of cheaters, I have a great relationship with the cheating community. I love the cheating culture, I cheated a game with Edark just today. But when glow sends their complaints, they're not sending their best. They're bringing yachi, they're bringing Blister, they're bringing sweetnkind, they're bringing Dag, and some, I assume, are good posters. People come up to me and tell me: "Mr. Bebop, the cheating people love you." That's what they say. I'm going to do great with the cheaters, in fact a poll came out on Buzzfeed recently, I polled 25% with the cheaters; someone said if you get 25% of the cheater vote, the election is over... but if I'm elected admin, we are going to ban the cheaters. Big league. We have to ban the cheaters, or we won't have a competitive mode any more. Look we're smart people, aren't we folks? Yes we're smart folks. Don't listen to the lyin' media, we're going to make trophying great again. We're going to become tremendous again, just yuge. Town of Salem is killing us right now, look at google analytics, look at profit margin. My son is a cheater, he goes on the leaderboard and multiaccounts and it's amazing. So we're going to build a wall around Outcast Lobby, and make glow and yachi pay for it. Believe me.
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complaints about bebops personality should get their own subforum
To be fair, I don't really understand why this is under complaints. Technically, Bebop never did anything wrong, he just said some Nasty Thingsā¢. This is the Billy Bush tape all over again.