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The Tatami AMA

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Have you ever wanted to know my opinion on you?

Have you ever wanted advice on solving your weasel problems?

Have you ever wanted to know how someone can be this infuriatingly bad at mafia?

Have you ever wanted to know why I am so infuriatingly stupid it makes you want to fling your keyboard at a wall?

Did you miss the reveal and want to know what the ratings were?

Do you want to ask me any question whatsoever?

Find out here the answer to all these, and more, here.

Do you not want to ask me any question, but just want to stop by and tell me you hate my guts and think I deserve to get hit by a car? That's okay too.

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Tatami says


Chaika says

Why did you cheat?


I didn't, what I presume you're referring to is one game in 2010 in which Super was running and TimTebow was throwing against her. This was before moderators and refunds and I told Fading about it and he suicided. I think I made the right call.


Addendum: It's this or you're one of the people who bought me trolling when I said I cheated with NikosCook. If so, sorry but you got played.
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Retti says

[opinion]


Probably inaccurate since I've barely talked to you in ages, especially the last 2-3 years. I think you're someone who's unhappy and can't figure out how to be happy. That's really about it. I don't get why you're on the site, you don't seem to enjoy it very much and the arguments you pick are pretty meaningless and petty over half the time. You've gotten more relaxed and less caring about what other people think about you but at the end of the day it doesn't really seem like you've gotten very much further along than that. You're not a bad person but I don't think you're the best either, though that's mainly because you need to find yourself first before being extremely concerned with others. You just seem perpetually lost in limbo.

Again, probably inaccurate.

AdrenalineMime says

what's your sexual orientation


I am heterosexual.
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what's your sexual orientation
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[opinion]
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Chaika says

Why did you cheat?


I didn't, what I presume you're referring to is one game in 2010 in which Super was running and TimTebow was throwing against her. This was before moderators and refunds and I told Fading about it and he suicided. I think I made the right call.

TerrySteele says

;~; well fuckk


Apologies.
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MeetTerry says

opinion pls


I think you're a combination of ignorant and extremely malicious. Both are fixable. Underneath that you're intelligent.
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;~; well fuckk
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Why did you cheat?
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Fidelis says

Hello. Pls opinion.


I never really know what to think about you. I always feel very awkward talking to you, but you're a very good person even if sometimes you pretend you're not. I also admire your strength, because I know you have a lot of it. These are really the only two things I have been able to discern about you. Sorry that it's lackluster.

Fidelis says

Also what we're the ratings


One was how good of a mafia player I thought you were, the other is how good of a person.

Gira says

is joe flacco a elite qb


I'll leave this one to Bigpock.

TerrySteele says

Hell, give me an opinion. I'll subject myself to some criticism.


I do not know enough about you to give you any.
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opinion pls
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Hell, give me an opinion. I'll subject myself to some criticism.
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Go away Gira.
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is joe flacco a elite qb
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Also what we're the ratings
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Hello. Pls opinion.
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Gira says

what's your fav movie


Apocalypse Now takes it. Very good and relevant adaptation of Heart of Darkness. I favor really dark material in media and it definitely satisfies that. Really like the way it used color, the absurd was very well done, humorous, and above all quotable. Soundtrack from it is probably my favorite part-extremely fitting. The scene that sticks out the most in my mind is the one where they reach the forwardmost US outpost. It's a bridge and the way the lights are segmented and scattered and at times spraying electricity calls to mind a broken down carnival or circus, and the music matches it perfectly, as do the things they encounter there.

Honorary mention goes to Paisan.
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what's your fav movie
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Edark says

opinion pls


You're someone who constantly overrates himself by several magnitudes in virtually every area. I have no other knowledge of you.

Gira says

M/F/K trump cruz rubio


M Rubio F Cruz on the floor of the Senate K Trump
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M/F/K trump cruz rubio
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opinion pls
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ScummyCop says

I retract you are amazing <3


Awww thanks.

Hibiki says

i really value your opinion so i feel really accomplished when you compliment me

hint hint


I'll stroke your ego. For all your faults and at times lack of direction you're still a very bright mind and a very relaxing person to be around. You're a very cool dude, there's no other real way to describe it. Ambitious in quirky ways but conventionally not at all, socially a bit awkward and standoffish a lot of the time but you know what's right and wrong. You're unique.

expose says

Given the chance, would you lick raspberry yogurt off of Abe's abs? I guess this is just my way of asking if you like yogurt. :]


Depends on how bad I wanted raspberry yogurt, in most cases probably not. Raspberry yogurt does sound absolutely delicious though, and I'm going downstairs to see if we have some right now.

Gira says

who are your top 5 rappers


This response is going to be framed mainly in the context of albums, as that's exclusively how I listen to music. I haven't listened to anywhere near enough albums to make a top 5 list of rappers, I'm missing too many of the top names. Regardless of how good they are in comparison to others, though, Kanye is always a musical genius with more than adequate skill when it comes to rapping even if he's not the best. Kendrick puts out wonderful albums and good kid m.A.A.d city is marvelously well put together, from its music to its storytelling to his rapping, and is a true diamond. It's probably my favorite rap album I've listened to. I haven't listened to too much Jay Z but I'm a huge fan of the original Blueprint. Nas's Illmatic is up and down for me but is strong. I'm really, really partial to Fear of a Black Planet by Public Enemy and select songs from NWA's Straight Outta Compton (Particularly Express Yourself)
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who are your top 5 rappers
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Given the chance, would you lick raspberry yogurt off of Abe's abs? I guess this is just my way of asking if you like yogurt. :]
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i really value your opinion so i feel really accomplished when you compliment me

hint hint
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I retract you are amazing <3