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The Tatami AMA

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Have you ever wanted to know my opinion on you?

Have you ever wanted advice on solving your weasel problems?

Have you ever wanted to know how someone can be this infuriatingly bad at mafia?

Have you ever wanted to know why I am so infuriatingly stupid it makes you want to fling your keyboard at a wall?

Did you miss the reveal and want to know what the ratings were?

Do you want to ask me any question whatsoever?

Find out here the answer to all these, and more, here.

Do you not want to ask me any question, but just want to stop by and tell me you hate my guts and think I deserve to get hit by a car? That's okay too.

Best Historical Tatami Pairing?
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harodihg
6
Nanita
4
girallon
2
Connor
2
implosion
1
SystemOverload
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ectoBiologist
over 8 years
Also, describe the way you feel about Abe.
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Slowbro says

would you rather browse r/dragonsfuckingcars or r/carsfuckingdragons


Did you know that you can browse both at once by putting a + in between?

Super says

do meeeeeeeeeeeeeee


I'm going to assume you're asking for an opinion here. The truth is that I know virtually nothing about you, and never did to begin with. I do have some things to say, though. I think out of everyone on EM I feel the most awkward around you for a multitude of reasons. The first is that all of your experiences with me were when I was 13/14. Sorry for being literally and figuratively a child, I especially regret throwing that one fit post round and you didn't deserve that at all. The second is pretty random but there were two occasions where we just had some really awkward interactions, and the only way I have been able to explain it is that you thought I had a crush on you or something and were trying to exploit that to mess with me. The first was the time you/Fading tried to convince me you liked me, the second I won't post here. It was really, really awkward though and I have no clue why you thought that, and I feel like if I really had it would have been a very malicious thing to do. Those two times just really stuck in my mind more than any of our other interactions, though.

That said, I was still a horrible person to you on multiple occasions so I probably would have deserved it anyway. And I regret being that way, so I'm sorry Super. I'm also sorry I can't give an opinion on you and can only give my side of the experience of our interactions instead. You were simultaneously really nice to me at times I didn't deserve it but also very mean at times, and I don't really know how to feel about it looking back.

gaytuna69 says

Would you rather browse /b/ or the front page of Reddit?


Definitely reddit, /b/ was for when I was 12.
over 8 years
Opinion on me?
Also opinion on Colombe and opinion on North Korea and the current situation in Venezuela.
Also, dogs or cats?
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gaytuna69 says

Would you rather browse /b/ or the front page of Reddit?


"wyr run the risk of seeing people talk about pedophilia or naw"
over 8 years
Would you rather browse /b/ or the front page of Reddit?
over 8 years

Hibiki says


Slowbro says

would you rather browse r/dragonsfuckingcars or r/carsfuckingdragons



Super says

do meeeeeeeeeeeeeee


coincidence???


you know me so well
over 8 years

Slowbro says

would you rather browse r/dragonsfuckingcars or r/carsfuckingdragons



Super says

do meeeeeeeeeeeeeee


coincidence???
over 8 years
do meeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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would you rather browse r/dragonsfuckingcars or r/carsfuckingdragons
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rutab says

How have you not at least seen the original? I thought everyone has at least once!


I haven't, I've never been one for TV!
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How have you not at least seen the original? I thought everyone has at least once!
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rutab says

What do you think of Full House, and then Fuller House?


I have seen neither show.
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What do you think of Full House, and then Fuller House?
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Anthony says

i want an opinion i think we've interacted enough now to get a proper one


I don't think so, I think we've interacted a lot but it's mostly been very shallow. I've gotten very few chances to be real with you and not just have it be me/you/ling/Calvin messing around. I think you're funny and not a jerk and have your head on straight, though. I haven't gotten to see it firsthand but I've heard a lot about you being there for people and that makes me happy to hear and you seem like a great guy, even though I haven't gotten to personally witness it. You're also pretty damn good at mafia.

pingu says

Thanks for the honest answers (: It's been fun getting to know a bit more about you!


Of course, thank you for asking!
over 8 years
Thanks for the honest answers (: It's been fun getting to know a bit more about you!
over 8 years
i want an opinion i think we've interacted enough now to get a proper one
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Awnyy says

Hey tatami, why are you such a tryhard


It's a lot of fun, I enjoy it a lot more than not tryharding.
over 8 years
Hey tatami, why are you such a tryhard
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expose says

Can you tolerate physical pain well?


I feel like my tolerance is probably below average-mainly because I've felt very little of it. I've never broken anything or had any serious physical problems so I can't really know.
over 8 years
Can you tolerate physical pain well?
over 8 years
I try very hard to be bad
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Zhuorb says

Opinion?


I know nothing about you other than that you're decent at mafia, sorry.
over 8 years
Opinion?
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Slowbro says

*Angels


I remembered The Strokes.

I put on Angles.

I remembered Art Angels.

And the trap was sprung.
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*Angels