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comment below if u want to be included in the newest edition of the everybin (it won't be written by me)

the everybin is a pastebin that summarizes the life of every user on this website in a miniature paragraph

here is a sample from the first edition of the everybin:

"Rutab - a guy who spent over a year, the majority of his time on epicmafia pretending to be a cow and no one on the forums really liked him until he was peer pressured into last minute screwing over prevail. People called him a hero that day, then the next day and every day after that people went back to realizing he was still a huge moron. Age:18"

"Arcbell - A ginger Ed Sheeran wannabe guy who tries to act really professional but is actually really immature, he had a gimmick bunny account where he spoke like an ESL moron. He also destroyed a forum mafia game by using a stupid role coding strategy. Let's not forget his stupidity to modding Howl, abc and unbanning his gf petricigy. Returned to modding on an account named Police where he thought people cared about him because he kept changing his avatar to that of other known users. He made this bad database known as Monocle which was so bad he had to let Foxie on his account to make another more efficient database. He's a mediocre cheater catcher but clearly not that great as people have cheated for trophies during his time as a mod. What he claims to be his real name is probably a fake name that he made up. Age:25"

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ok i'm d
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itt ego stroking
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drown me in my own tears
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hardeffingworker says

who will it be written by


a loser
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sign me up
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who will it be written by
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i want this to be like the johnreid thread where everyone joined in so the person couldn't even do it

anyway lemme in
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probably more efficient to add a petition or poll as a way of signing up
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sign me up fam
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This is exciting I hope you can outdo the first everybin entry on me
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Slowbro says

it was like getting a huge whiff of onions when i read it


well you should enjoy it, it is your signature scent.
lmfao also does slow think vilden wrote the everybin???he is more stupid than i thought
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yeah get me in
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sign me the frick up
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you can add me
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it was like getting a huge whiff of onions when i read it
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slowbro is an example of a user who was offended by the first version of the everybin
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it wasn't funny or scathing the first time you wrote it