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comment below if u want to be included in the newest edition of the everybin (it won't be written by me)

the everybin is a pastebin that summarizes the life of every user on this website in a miniature paragraph

here is a sample from the first edition of the everybin:

"Rutab - a guy who spent over a year, the majority of his time on epicmafia pretending to be a cow and no one on the forums really liked him until he was peer pressured into last minute screwing over prevail. People called him a hero that day, then the next day and every day after that people went back to realizing he was still a huge moron. Age:18"

"Arcbell - A ginger Ed Sheeran wannabe guy who tries to act really professional but is actually really immature, he had a gimmick bunny account where he spoke like an ESL moron. He also destroyed a forum mafia game by using a stupid role coding strategy. Let's not forget his stupidity to modding Howl, abc and unbanning his gf petricigy. Returned to modding on an account named Police where he thought people cared about him because he kept changing his avatar to that of other known users. He made this bad database known as Monocle which was so bad he had to let Foxie on his account to make another more efficient database. He's a mediocre cheater catcher but clearly not that great as people have cheated for trophies during his time as a mod. What he claims to be his real name is probably a fake name that he made up. Age:25"

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oh hey thats me
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itg321 - Filipino kid that grew up to be one of the most annoying fkers on EM. Claims that his doge avatar and -all play is strategic but is really a pathetic excuse for his mental incapacity. His highest point of social relevance was when Arcbell made :itg: a lobby emote, on Shivv's request. Catchphrase- "FKIN GARBAGE PLAYER DOWNGRADED TO C-" Age:20
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pls make sure to place me in the everybin
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Good ****.

Lol censor.
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waiting for this
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Bigpock says

Hi GDO ^.^


Hi boo.
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gdo came back for the everybin, god bless
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Hi GDO ^.^
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I just want to shitpost fam

finally.
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vilden says

The author of everybin2.0 is requesting immunity from harassment/HC vios.

Mods?


What would everybin2.0 be without immunity from these vios?

Poopyface mcmoron, because calling someone a cumdumpster would get you a vio.
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put me in the bin
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yes pls
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Granted.
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The author of everybin2.0 is requesting immunity from harassment/HC vios.

Mods?
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HC doesn't say tumblr's definition of racism, it says slurs against race.
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MeetTerry says


Mori says

Can I pls be included





jesus christ
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Mori says

Can I pls be included


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*writes the next everybin*
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nice work. would be 10x better if it were in alpabetical order though
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i hope whoever writes this is mean enough to make you all regret signing up to be roasted
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Add me.
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im down tbh
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Hey I'm here please add me :3c
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If you don't mind, I haven't been on that long but I'd like to be in this :0
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Hey Add Me To This Hahahahahahahahahaha