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comment below if u want to be included in the newest edition of the everybin (it won't be written by me)

the everybin is a pastebin that summarizes the life of every user on this website in a miniature paragraph

here is a sample from the first edition of the everybin:

"Rutab - a guy who spent over a year, the majority of his time on epicmafia pretending to be a cow and no one on the forums really liked him until he was peer pressured into last minute screwing over prevail. People called him a hero that day, then the next day and every day after that people went back to realizing he was still a huge moron. Age:18"

"Arcbell - A ginger Ed Sheeran wannabe guy who tries to act really professional but is actually really immature, he had a gimmick bunny account where he spoke like an ESL moron. He also destroyed a forum mafia game by using a stupid role coding strategy. Let's not forget his stupidity to modding Howl, abc and unbanning his gf petricigy. Returned to modding on an account named Police where he thought people cared about him because he kept changing his avatar to that of other known users. He made this bad database known as Monocle which was so bad he had to let Foxie on his account to make another more efficient database. He's a mediocre cheater catcher but clearly not that great as people have cheated for trophies during his time as a mod. What he claims to be his real name is probably a fake name that he made up. Age:25"

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mememmeme
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I'll sign up to spook people through words alone.

ooooOOOOOoooooooh.
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Sign me the f up to get badly owned!
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vilden says

Derfel - He's a teacher that plays on a website full of mostly people half his age. Clearly no one his age wants to hang around him. He does nothing but post stupid gif images in the forums of which like 10% are funny. Has a crazy obsession with pranay. He needs to settle down with a girl and maybe even have children. He's like IAMCOP V2.0.


lol




vilden says

Age:30+


LOL
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Do me
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DO ME BABY
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You are a b00b
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these sound like better reasons to ban people than your average pastebin
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me pls
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Include me p71x13 p70x, this is bound to be hilarious!
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every...bin?
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sure.
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/sign
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edit: nvm this isnt the round thread
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me pls
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I deserve to be mentioned
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Kronk pwns show some respect
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Bigpock says


Kronk says

I wrote the everybin


Kyle - Came 2nd in a round to cloudminnion, a guy who spoke in 3rd person in his games. Back then his username was Emperorschance and he had this lame Dragon avatar which he probably thought was really cool. He probably realized how stupid it was and got the name change to Kyle.


Cool story bp. why is that relevant to me?
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Kronk says

I wrote the everybin


Kyle - Came 2nd in a round to cloudminnion, a guy who spoke in 3rd person in his games. Back then his username was Emperorschance and he had this lame Dragon avatar which he probably thought was really cool. He probably realized how stupid it was and got the name change to Kyle.
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I wrote the everybin
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i wasnt even active during the time it was made
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krystalk says


Slowbro says

it was like getting a huge whiff of onions when i read it


well you should enjoy it, it is your signature scent.
lmfao also does slow think vilden wrote the everybin???he is more stupid than i thought


he did
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Me please
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the everybin was one of the most embarrassing moments of epicmafia history
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vilden says

slowbro is an example of a user who was offended by the first version of the everybin