almost 9 years

comment below if u want to be included in the newest edition of the everybin (it won't be written by me)

the everybin is a pastebin that summarizes the life of every user on this website in a miniature paragraph

here is a sample from the first edition of the everybin:

"Rutab - a guy who spent over a year, the majority of his time on epicmafia pretending to be a cow and no one on the forums really liked him until he was peer pressured into last minute screwing over prevail. People called him a hero that day, then the next day and every day after that people went back to realizing he was still a huge moron. Age:18"

"Arcbell - A ginger Ed Sheeran wannabe guy who tries to act really professional but is actually really immature, he had a gimmick bunny account where he spoke like an ESL moron. He also destroyed a forum mafia game by using a stupid role coding strategy. Let's not forget his stupidity to modding Howl, abc and unbanning his gf petricigy. Returned to modding on an account named Police where he thought people cared about him because he kept changing his avatar to that of other known users. He made this bad database known as Monocle which was so bad he had to let Foxie on his account to make another more efficient database. He's a mediocre cheater catcher but clearly not that great as people have cheated for trophies during his time as a mod. What he claims to be his real name is probably a fake name that he made up. Age:25"

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HopeRidesAlone says

My main account is GrandDukeofOwls.

Im so irrelevant though that nbt doesnt think anyone will know . SO go for it.


holy **** nbt is a freaking necromancer
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Count me in! Even though you probably don't know anything about me (a washed up epicmafia celeb)!
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My main account is GrandDukeofOwls.

Im so irrelevant though that nbt doesnt think anyone will know . SO go for it.
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what about me
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You would make an excellent entry Mori
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Can I pls be included
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Rednose claims he wrote it but he's prob just trying to take credit
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You only think I wrote it 'cuz I rehashed an insult from it on you (cuz it was true)
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I thought it was pretty much a given it was abc or rednose
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I didn't write it lmfao

I would own up to it if I did
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Kerry says


Slowbro says


krystalk says


Slowbro says

it was like getting a huge whiff of onions when i read it


well you should enjoy it, it is your signature scent.
lmfao also does slow think vilden wrote the everybin???he is more stupid than i thought


he did


abc wrote it o.o


weird, because vilden definitely wrote it
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Uranus says


Arcbell says

vilden.... c'mon the everybin isn't supposed to be an 'opt in' thing


anonymous writer is trying to avoid harassment vios by asking nicely for permission first ^_^


anonymous writer dissappoints me
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Slowbro says


krystalk says


Slowbro says

it was like getting a huge whiff of onions when i read it


well you should enjoy it, it is your signature scent.
lmfao also does slow think vilden wrote the everybin???he is more stupid than i thought


he did


abc wrote it o.o
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Arcbell says

vilden.... c'mon the everybin isn't supposed to be an 'opt in' thing


anonymous writer is trying to avoid harassment vios by asking nicely for permission first ^_^
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my #1 love, zambi
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vilden.... c'mon the everybin isn't supposed to be an 'opt in' thing
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please I must know
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I know mine already
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Did abc just
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/in
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Eviscerated.
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ooh do me..my main is wakemeupxo
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me do me
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Sims says

the everybin was one of the most embarrassing moments of epicmafia history


definitely one of the most embarrassing moments for U haha

" Shacky - Tries really hard to be funny, is only funny like 5% of the time. Made a pact with Sachy to delete and not come back to the site, came back to the site for attention but no one really cared. Also probably cheated with lolwot who knows. "

Eviscerated.
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This is great