almost 9 years

I'm going to a party next week but I don't drink and have the social skills of someone with an epic mafia account.

How do I socialise

What's on your mind
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Pizza
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Start drinking u'll enjoy it ;))))
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I don't go outside either
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if you ever feel socially anxious and unable to properly communicate with your peers, pierce your nipples
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Lucky7 says

Nipples pierced.

almost 9 years
I just drink and do stupid things.

What Lucky has done at parties.
Attempted to punch boucer and fell down.
Tried to jump over fence to fight someone, fell on my face.
Told friend to punch me in the face multiple times x.x
Jumped off roofs.
Nipples pierced.
Fought alot.
Ping pong.
Powerslammed on ping pong table, that was fun.
Lit off my Co2 bottle in friends house.
Etc.
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Have a worst case scenario in your mind, maybe you'll just talk to a close friend all night. That'll be ok right?
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people love it when you say tactless stuff, outwardly they could look offended, though really they enjoy it heaps.

"is that a pimple or is it just a bump?"
"never knew that people still liked that haircut, wow!"
"you've done well to get that outfit on your low budget!"
"i love it when someone's confident to go outside looking like you are"
almost 9 years

krystalk says

Just don't be afraid to be embarrassed, say hi to random people and be interested in them. Ask them about their day, school, whatever. Just be interested in them and ask lots of questions, people love talking about themselves. Don't be afraid to just go up to them, the worst thing that can happen is they ignore you, take a shot of vodka and move on. It's a better experience to put your social anxiety in your back pack, and try to ignore it no matter how powerful it is. Your quality of life will get way better trust me.


I needed this advice all my life thanks dude
almost 9 years

TerrySteele says

Your best idea would be to stand awkwardly in the corner, and if anyone walks up to you, yell "Gotta go fast!" then stare at your feet.



MeetTerry says

Drinking will help reduce inhibitions so you can socialize better without getting anxious.

Even better - just drink so much till you black out that way you don't even have to socialize.


dear lord
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take a board game :^)
almost 9 years
Drinking will help reduce inhibitions so you can socialize better without getting anxious.

Even better - just drink so much till you black out that way you don't even have to socialize.
almost 9 years
Your best idea would be to stand awkwardly in the corner, and if anyone walks up to you, yell "Gotta go fast!" then stare at your feet.
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Dont drink a lot if you don't drink because you'll make an a-s of yourself in front of anyone. If you want to start drinking drink with a few friends until you know your limits. Trust me you don't want to give off the impression that you're a sloppy drunk who can't handle booze.
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krystalk says


Zhuorb says


krystalk says

take a shot of vodka and move on.


dont think you read the OP


okay switch that for do a line of coke lol


good advice ITT
almost 9 years

Zhuorb says


krystalk says

take a shot of vodka and move on.


dont think you read the OP


okay switch that for do a line of coke lol
almost 9 years

krystalk says

take a shot of vodka and move on.


dont think you read the OP
almost 9 years
Hide in the toilet
almost 9 years
Just don't be afraid to be embarrassed, say hi to random people and be interested in them. Ask them about their day, school, whatever. Just be interested in them and ask lots of questions, people love talking about themselves. Don't be afraid to just go up to them, the worst thing that can happen is they ignore you, take a shot of vodka and move on. It's a better experience to put your social anxiety in your back pack, and try to ignore it no matter how powerful it is. Your quality of life will get way better trust me.
almost 9 years
by drinking. suck it up

also just ask people questions