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I'm going to a party next week but I don't drink and have the social skills of someone with an epic mafia account.

How do I socialise

What's on your mind
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Pizza
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Start drinking u'll enjoy it ;))))
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I don't go outside either
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do heroin
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THA CRAHZAY PEEPS
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Yeah, I tend to talk to the crazy peeps. They are the most interesting. Generic talk. Like school, weather, sports, etc. Is boring af.

Or the nerds.I love myself a good nerd off once in a while.
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talk to interesting people
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then change the topic
where u do u go to school
what did u do on new years
etc

relate to their answers and share ur own experiences and the convo will take off on its own
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Vilden, agreed.
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Im okay at small talk. I just rather have fun. Small talk isnt fun.
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i just hate talking about the friggin weather with a stranger. why are people so boring
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if you cant engage in small talk without being awkward good luck functioning as a member of society
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Neptune, close one. I thought that was what not to do. I'm glad I did it right. (─‿‿─)
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ewrytyjku
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I agree, don't talk to people, don't drink, just pierce your nipples, get chokeslammed through a burning ping pong table and then wake up to a group of 40 year old policemen taking pictures of your butt at 3 in the morning.
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Lucky7 says

police took pictures of my butt hanging out.


LOOOOL
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But yeah, I only talk to people I know at parties. Like I said. Suck at small talk and I don't show myself to people unless I've known them for a few months.
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Agreed,..... I got drunk at bar once, passed out. Later find out buddy got pulled over and police took pictures of my butt hanging out. I thought it was funny.... I just wish I could've seen pictures.... frown face.
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Dont need to drink or do small talk, just hang around ur friends if youre uncomfortable
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real advice: don't drink for the first time at a party. if it's your first time drinking, drink with friends first, people you trust, because a lot of people end up making fools of themselves. obviously people forget about it and just say "oh they were drunk it was hilarious" but i still recommend starting to drink with friends first, unless it's just a small party of some people you're really close with
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!!! I only do crazy ... though, that happened cause I pissed someone off, obviously.
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i prefer getting chokeslammed on the ping pong table
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Lmao. Feel ya.... I find it trivial..... nice hair. Oh did you see such and such. Blerg. That and my interest usually don't intertwine with what people want to talk about.
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Neptune says

if you ever feel socially anxious and unable to properly communicate with your peers, pierce your nipples


or powerslam on the ping pong table
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This can only end one way

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i also can't do small talk. it pisses me off
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I don't talk at all at parties, lol. I just go to parties to do wild things. Im terribad at small talk. I find it pointless. Though, I'm great at entertaining. ^O^
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I'm halfway through my first year of college and I haven't even been to a party