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Escurai
almost 9 years

I'm going to a party next week but I don't drink and have the social skills of someone with an epic mafia account.

How do I socialise

What's on your mind
13
Pizza
8
Start drinking u'll enjoy it ;))))
4
I don't go outside either
ling
almost 9 years
pls let me live vicariously through you, i've never been to a party : [
ling
almost 9 years
what are the chances escurai is unleashing the beast and still partying
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Lucky7 says

Oh gawd, my mind went to one area. That wouldn't feel good. Wince.


^_~
Lucky7
almost 9 years
Im like sheldon from the big bang series. Oh that Lucky, he's so impossible. I exist, therefore.

Correct way, oh that Lucky, he's so improbable.
SpiderBoom
almost 9 years
Drink a little until you feel a decent buzz and start talking with some people. You'll make instant best friends.
Lucky7
almost 9 years
Oh gawd, my mind went to one area. That wouldn't feel good. Wince.
Satan
almost 9 years
i've noticed i talk more when im on adderall, so uh...take adderall
deletedalmost 9 years
who knows what else you may end up piercing
Lucky7
almost 9 years
Actual, weed makes my brain analyze everything around me soo much more. I wouldn't be able to handle that right now.
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FrankJaegar says

blaze weed m9



this is a good technique to loosening up
FrankJaegar
almost 9 years
blaze weed m9
Pavoneo
almost 9 years

projectmatt says

i can relate because i also used to have pretty weak social skills but i've greatly improved at parties/social gatherings by doing the following:

1. ask people questions about themselves. seriously, people love talking about themselves. it doesn't even matter what you ask. if you show interest in them, they'll think you're cool.

2. find common ground somewhere. seriously, the chances are that whoever you meet at the party will have at least one common interest with you. find it! if the person you meet plays the guitar, and you also play the guitar, you can have sick conversation for ages.

3. remember that no one cares about you. by that i mean that i mean even if you are super awkward and make a fool of yourself, everyone is so worried about themselves that they probably won't even notice/care.

just chill out and have fun! you'll be fine. and drink if you feel comfortable with it, but don't have too much.


The first sentence of #3 is all you should know. Drink until you forget it.
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I've prepared a list of talking points for you bring up in conversation to make you the highlight of the party.

1. Earth actually has 4 day cycles instead of 1

http://www.timecube.com/

"I am a Knower of 4 corner
simultaneous 24 hour Days
that occur within a single
4 corner rotation of Earth. "

2. Why Polish philosophy doesn't exist

http://ontology.buffalo.edu/smith/articles/Polish_Philosophy.pdf

"Catholics accept a compact body of dogma and place it at the beginning
of their reflections, [thus] they are sometimes able to devote themselves
to systematic logical analysis, unburdened by any metaphysical details. "

3. Hillary Clinton is actually a clone.

https://weoccupyearth.wordpress.com/real-human-clones/

"In 2008, during the American presidential election campaign, US Senator Hillary Clinton’s handlers began to get clumsy and she was seen in two different places at once on a number of separate occasions. And not just in Iowa and New Hampshire."

I'm sure that if you prepare yourself with these talking points you'll not only be the life of the party but also get invited to other events and find yourself becoming a regular socialite.
Lucky7
almost 9 years
Project is correct. I fit in with nerd and or wild guys.

I love to go to parties! I just ignore people I have nothing in common with.
ling
almost 9 years
can we get an update on what happened
projectmatt
almost 9 years
i can relate because i also used to have pretty weak social skills but i've greatly improved at parties/social gatherings by doing the following:

1. ask people questions about themselves. seriously, people love talking about themselves. it doesn't even matter what you ask. if you show interest in them, they'll think you're cool.

2. find common ground somewhere. seriously, the chances are that whoever you meet at the party will have at least one common interest with you. find it! if the person you meet plays the guitar, and you also play the guitar, you can have sick conversation for ages.

3. remember that no one cares about you. by that i mean that i mean even if you are super awkward and make a fool of yourself, everyone is so worried about themselves that they probably won't even notice/care.

just chill out and have fun! you'll be fine. and drink if you feel comfortable with it, but don't have too much.
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Satan says

do heroin


can someone ban him...
Lucky7
almost 9 years
Darn x.x
SirSlick
almost 9 years

Lucky7 says

Like, I dread sport talk.


yeah well i dread you
ark
almost 9 years

Edark says

MAN IM SO COOL AND DO SO WILD THINGS YEAH

TALKING? BRO THAT IS FOR PUSSIES TAKE A HIT OF HEROIN INSTED HAHA YEAAAAHHH BOOOOYYYYYY


Edark is right, do heroin.
peach
almost 9 years
O.o LOL!!!!
Lucky7
almost 9 years
LOL!!!!!

No, I just don't have similar intrest as the generic people do. So I either hang out with adrenaline junkies or the nerds.

I love me some halo and cod. I love doing crazy . O.o

Hrmmm lol though. Doesn't seem pausible.

Like, I dread sport talk. I'll be damned if I spend my time learning sport talk just to fit in.

I'm king of nerds fool!!!!

Inb4
You love !??!
Edark
almost 9 years
BUT NOT ALWAYS, SOMETIMES I TALK TO THESE NERDS FOR A WHILE HAHA IM NOT A NERD DIDNT YOU HEAR IM A WILD BEAST I LITERALLY DID A DRUG ONCE YEEEEEEEE HAAAAWWWWWW
Edark
almost 9 years
MAN IM SO COOL AND DO SO WILD THINGS YEAH

TALKING? BRO THAT IS FOR PUSSIES TAKE A HIT OF HEROIN INSTED HAHA YEAAAAHHH BOOOOYYYYYY
Edark
almost 9 years

Lucky7 says

I don't talk at all at parties, lol. I just go to parties to do wild things. Im terribad at small talk. I find it pointless. Though, I'm great at entertaining. ^O^



Lucky7 says

Yeah, I tend to talk to the crazy peeps. They are the most interesting. Generic talk. Like school, weather, sports, etc. Is boring af.

Or the nerds.I love myself a good nerd off once in a while.


You're so edgy Im literally cutting myself