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fart hurt and heal

about 9 years

the rules


  • only post once every four hours
  • subtract two points and add one point to one subcategory each per post, you can't divide the subtraction among two different subcategories
  • don't add new subcategories
  • also please fix mistakes if you see them

the odiferous contestants


  • loud and proud - 15
  • silent but deadly - 15
  • machine gun - 15
  • shart - 15
  • blart - 15
  • the harmless one - 15
  • nerve gas - 15
  • nuclear bomb - 15
  • "I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 15

the graveyard


  the harmless one         blart

     shart          nuclear bomb

   loud and proud

deletedabout 9 years
fakechest at least you didn't up as badly as I did :P

THE HARMLESS ONE DOES NOT EXIST. EVERY TIME YOU FART YOU LOSE A BIT OF YOUR SOUL.
about 9 years
FARTSHE YOU MURDERED THE ONLY OKAY FART

I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD
about 9 years
[quote=gardenfulloflies]loud and proud - 15
silent but deadly - 18
machine gun - 16
shart - 8
blart - 7
the harmless one - RIP (--)
nerve gas - 19
nuclear bomb - 14
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 19(+)
about 9 years
loud and proud - 15
silent but deadly - 18
machine gun - 16
shart - 8 (--)
blart - 7
the harmless one - 2 (+1)
nerve gas - 19
nuclear bomb - 14
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 18
about 9 years
this is so freaking disgusting
about 9 years

yoyoyorlozer says


fakechest says

loud and proud - 15
silent but deadly - 18 (+) nothing like walking up to a friend and devastating their olfactory system.
machine gun - 16
shart - 13 (-)
blart - 8 (-)
the harmless one - 1
nerve gas - 17
nuclear bomb - 14
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 18


subtract two points and add one point to one subcategory each per post, you can't divide the subtraction among two different subcategories


and this is why I try to not do hurt and heals
deletedabout 9 years
loud and proud - 15
silent but deadly - 18
machine gun - 16
shart - 10 (--)
blart - 7
the harmless one - 1
nerve gas - 19 (+)
nuclear bomb - 14
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 18
deletedabout 9 years
if I post again will it count as doubleposting? can't believe it's been 4 hours
about 9 years

Ashe says


yoyoyorlozer says

loud and proud - 15
silent but deadly - 18 (+)
machine gun - 16
shart - 14
blart - 7 (--)
the harmless one - 1
nerve gas - 17
nuclear bomb - 14
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 18


"subtract two points and add one point to one subcategory each per post, you can't "

Uh... check your math.. 8 - 2 = 6 yoyo :3 not 7..


I ignored the previous post because they didn't follow the rules
about 9 years

yoyoyorlozer says

loud and proud - 15
silent but deadly - 18 (+)
machine gun - 16
shart - 14
blart - 7 (--)
the harmless one - 1
nerve gas - 17
nuclear bomb - 14
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 18


"subtract two points and add one point to one subcategory each per post, you can't "

Uh... check your math.. 8 - 2 = 6 yoyo :3 not 7..
deletedabout 9 years
loud and proud - 15
silent but deadly - 18
machine gun - 16
shart - 12 (--) always hate a fart that forces you to change your pants
blart - 7
the harmless one - 1
nerve gas - 18 (+)
nuclear bomb - 14
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 18
about 9 years
loud and proud - 15
silent but deadly - 18 (+)
machine gun - 16
shart - 14
blart - 7 (--)
the harmless one - 1
nerve gas - 17
nuclear bomb - 14
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 18
about 9 years

fakechest says

loud and proud - 15
silent but deadly - 18 (+) nothing like walking up to a friend and devastating their olfactory system.
machine gun - 16
shart - 13 (-)
blart - 8 (-)
the harmless one - 1
nerve gas - 17
nuclear bomb - 14
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 18


subtract two points and add one point to one subcategory each per post, you can't divide the subtraction among two different subcategories
about 9 years
loud and proud - 15
silent but deadly - 18 (+) nothing like walking up to a friend and devastating their olfactory system.
machine gun - 16
shart - 13 (-)
blart - 8 (-)
the harmless one - 1
nerve gas - 17
nuclear bomb - 14
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 18
deletedabout 9 years
I just realized that any pictures of these things would be horrendous
about 9 years
loud and proud - 15
silent but deadly - 17
machine gun - 16
shart - 14 (+)
blart - 9
the harmless one - 1 (--)
nerve gas - 17
nuclear bomb - 14
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 18
about 9 years
loud and proud - 15
silent but deadly - 17
machine gun - 16
shart - 13
blart - 9(--)
the harmless one - 3
nerve gas - 17
nuclear bomb - 14
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 18(+)
deletedabout 9 years
okay I have had plenty of sleep and I am ready to rock and roll here...

loud and proud - 15
silent but deadly - 17
machine gun - 16
shart - 13
blart - 11
the harmless one - 3 (--)
nerve gas - 17 (+)
nuclear bomb - 14
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 17
about 9 years
loud and proud - 15
silent but deadly - 17
machine gun - 16 (+)
shart - 13 (--)
blart - 11
the harmless one - 5
nerve gas - 16
nuclear bomb - 14
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 17

delete this
about 9 years
loud and proud - 15
silent but deadly - 17
machine gun - 16
shart - 13
blart - 11 (+)
the harmless one - 5 (--)
nerve gas - 16
nuclear bomb - 14
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 17
about 9 years
fartic - -∞ (--)
about 9 years
loud and proud - 15 (+)
silent but deadly - 17
machine gun - 16
shart - 13
blart - 10 (--)
the harmless one - 7
nerve gas - 16
nuclear bomb - 14
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 17
about 9 years
I LOVE TBIS BYE
deletedabout 9 years
loud and proud - 14
silent but deadly - 17
machine gun - 16
shart - 13
sandbox forums - 14
blart - 12
the harmless one - 7 --
nerve gas - 16
nuclear bomb - 14 +
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 17
about 9 years
loud and proud - 14
silent but deadly - 17(+)
machine gun - 16
shart - 13
blart - 12
the harmless one - 9
nerve gas - 16
nuclear bomb - 13(--)
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 17