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fart hurt and heal

about 9 years

the rules


  • only post once every four hours
  • subtract two points and add one point to one subcategory each per post, you can't divide the subtraction among two different subcategories
  • don't add new subcategories
  • also please fix mistakes if you see them

the odiferous contestants


  • loud and proud - 15
  • silent but deadly - 15
  • machine gun - 15
  • shart - 15
  • blart - 15
  • the harmless one - 15
  • nerve gas - 15
  • nuclear bomb - 15
  • "I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 15

the graveyard


  the harmless one         blart

     shart          nuclear bomb

   loud and proud

about 9 years
loud and proud - 16
silent but deadly - 22 (+)
machine gun - 20
nerve gas - 18 (--)
nuclear bomb - 3
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 17
about 9 years
loud and proud - 16
silent but deadly - 21 (+)
machine gun - 20 (--)
nerve gas - 20
nuclear bomb - 3
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 17
about 9 years
loud and proud - 16
silent but deadly - 20
machine gun - 22 +
nerve gas - 20
nuclear bomb - 3 (--)
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 17
deletedabout 9 years
loud and proud - 16
silent but deadly - 20
machine gun - 20
nerve gas - 20 (+)
nuclear bomb - 5 (--)
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 17
deletedabout 9 years
loud and proud - 16
silent but deadly - 20
machine gun - 20 (+)
nerve gas - 19
nuclear bomb - 7
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 17 --
about 9 years
loud and proud - 16
silent but deadly - 20
machine gun - 19 (+)
nerve gas - 19
nuclear bomb - 7 (--)
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 19
about 9 years
loud and proud - 16
silent but deadly - 20
machine gun - 18
nerve gas - 19
nuclear bomb - 9 (--)
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 19 (+)
about 9 years
loud and proud - 16
silent but deadly - 20
machine gun - 18
nerve gas - 19 (--)
nuclear bomb - 11
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 18 (+)
deletedabout 9 years
loud and proud - 16
silent but deadly - 20
machine gun - 18
nerve gas - 21 (+)
nuclear bomb - 11 (--) still suffering from the fallout
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 17

these should have all been named after weapons tbh
about 9 years
oops sorry (notreally)
about 9 years
how dare yall kill shart go frick urselves
about 9 years
This is disgusting.
about 9 years
loud and proud - 16
silent but deadly - 20
machine gun - 18 (+)
shart - (--)
nerve gas - 20
nuclear bomb - 13
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 17
about 9 years
loud and proud - 16
silent but deadly - 20
machine gun - 17
shart - 2 (--)
nerve gas - 20 (+)
nuclear bomb - 13
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 17
about 9 years
loud and proud - 16
silent but deadly - 20
machine gun - 17 (+)
shart - 4 (--)
nerve gas - 19
nuclear bomb - 13
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 17
about 9 years
loud and proud - 16
silent but deadly - 20(+)
machine gun - 16
shart - 6
blart - 0(--)
nerve gas - 19
nuclear bomb - 13
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 17
I'm trying this again; which rule did I mess up this time?
about 9 years
loud and proud - 16
silent but deadly - 19
machine gun - 16
shart - 6
blart - 2(--)
nerve gas - 19
nuclear bomb - 13
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 17(+)
deletedabout 9 years
loud and proud - 16
silent but deadly - 19
machine gun - 16
shart - 6 (--)
blart - 4
nerve gas - 19 (+)
nuclear bomb - 13
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 16
about 9 years
loud and proud - 16
silent but deadly - 19(+)
machine gun - 16
shart - 8
blart - 4
nerve gas - 18
nuclear bomb - 13(--)
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 16
about 9 years
loud and proud - 16
silent but deadly - 18
machine gun - 16
shart - 8
blart - 4 (--)
nerve gas - 18
nuclear bomb - 15
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 16 (+)
deletedabout 9 years
Leave Blart Alone You Monsters
about 9 years
loud and proud - 16
silent but deadly - 18
machine gun - 16
shart - 8
blart - 6
nerve gas - 18
nuclear bomb - 15 (+)
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 15 (--)
about 9 years
loud and proud - 16 (+)
silent but deadly - 18
machine gun - 16
shart - 8
blart - 6
nerve gas - 18
nuclear bomb - 14
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 17 (--)
deletedabout 9 years
loud and proud - 15
silent but deadly - 18
machine gun - 16
shart - 8
blart - 6 (--)
nerve gas - 18 (+)
nuclear bomb - 14
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 19
deletedabout 9 years
loud and proud - 15
silent but deadly - 18
machine gun - 16
shart - 8
blart - 8 (+)
nerve gas - 17 (--)
nuclear bomb - 14
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 19