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fart hurt and heal

almost 10 years

the rules


  • only post once every four hours
  • subtract two points and add one point to one subcategory each per post, you can't divide the subtraction among two different subcategories
  • don't add new subcategories
  • also please fix mistakes if you see them

the odiferous contestants


  • loud and proud - 15
  • silent but deadly - 15
  • machine gun - 15
  • shart - 15
  • blart - 15
  • the harmless one - 15
  • nerve gas - 15
  • nuclear bomb - 15
  • "I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 15

the graveyard


  the harmless one         blart

     shart          nuclear bomb

   loud and proud

almost 10 years
loud and proud - 16
silent but deadly - 22 (+)
machine gun - 20
nerve gas - 18 (--)
nuclear bomb - 3
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 17
almost 10 years
loud and proud - 16
silent but deadly - 21 (+)
machine gun - 20 (--)
nerve gas - 20
nuclear bomb - 3
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 17
almost 10 years
loud and proud - 16
silent but deadly - 20
machine gun - 22 +
nerve gas - 20
nuclear bomb - 3 (--)
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 17
deletedalmost 10 years
loud and proud - 16
silent but deadly - 20
machine gun - 20
nerve gas - 20 (+)
nuclear bomb - 5 (--)
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 17
deletedalmost 10 years
loud and proud - 16
silent but deadly - 20
machine gun - 20 (+)
nerve gas - 19
nuclear bomb - 7
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 17 --
almost 10 years
loud and proud - 16
silent but deadly - 20
machine gun - 19 (+)
nerve gas - 19
nuclear bomb - 7 (--)
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 19
almost 10 years
loud and proud - 16
silent but deadly - 20
machine gun - 18
nerve gas - 19
nuclear bomb - 9 (--)
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 19 (+)
almost 10 years
loud and proud - 16
silent but deadly - 20
machine gun - 18
nerve gas - 19 (--)
nuclear bomb - 11
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 18 (+)
deletedalmost 10 years
loud and proud - 16
silent but deadly - 20
machine gun - 18
nerve gas - 21 (+)
nuclear bomb - 11 (--) still suffering from the fallout
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 17

these should have all been named after weapons tbh
almost 10 years
oops sorry (notreally)
almost 10 years
how dare yall kill shart go frick urselves
almost 10 years
This is disgusting.
almost 10 years
loud and proud - 16
silent but deadly - 20
machine gun - 18 (+)
shart - (--)
nerve gas - 20
nuclear bomb - 13
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 17
almost 10 years
loud and proud - 16
silent but deadly - 20
machine gun - 17
shart - 2 (--)
nerve gas - 20 (+)
nuclear bomb - 13
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 17
almost 10 years
loud and proud - 16
silent but deadly - 20
machine gun - 17 (+)
shart - 4 (--)
nerve gas - 19
nuclear bomb - 13
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 17
almost 10 years
loud and proud - 16
silent but deadly - 20(+)
machine gun - 16
shart - 6
blart - 0(--)
nerve gas - 19
nuclear bomb - 13
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 17
I'm trying this again; which rule did I mess up this time?
almost 10 years
loud and proud - 16
silent but deadly - 19
machine gun - 16
shart - 6
blart - 2(--)
nerve gas - 19
nuclear bomb - 13
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 17(+)
deletedalmost 10 years
loud and proud - 16
silent but deadly - 19
machine gun - 16
shart - 6 (--)
blart - 4
nerve gas - 19 (+)
nuclear bomb - 13
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 16
almost 10 years
loud and proud - 16
silent but deadly - 19(+)
machine gun - 16
shart - 8
blart - 4
nerve gas - 18
nuclear bomb - 13(--)
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 16
almost 10 years
loud and proud - 16
silent but deadly - 18
machine gun - 16
shart - 8
blart - 4 (--)
nerve gas - 18
nuclear bomb - 15
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 16 (+)
deletedalmost 10 years
Leave Blart Alone You Monsters
almost 10 years
loud and proud - 16
silent but deadly - 18
machine gun - 16
shart - 8
blart - 6
nerve gas - 18
nuclear bomb - 15 (+)
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 15 (--)
almost 10 years
loud and proud - 16 (+)
silent but deadly - 18
machine gun - 16
shart - 8
blart - 6
nerve gas - 18
nuclear bomb - 14
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 17 (--)
deletedalmost 10 years
loud and proud - 15
silent but deadly - 18
machine gun - 16
shart - 8
blart - 6 (--)
nerve gas - 18 (+)
nuclear bomb - 14
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 19
deletedalmost 10 years
loud and proud - 15
silent but deadly - 18
machine gun - 16
shart - 8
blart - 8 (+)
nerve gas - 17 (--)
nuclear bomb - 14
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 19