Back to Forum Games

fart hurt and heal

about 9 years

the rules


  • only post once every four hours
  • subtract two points and add one point to one subcategory each per post, you can't divide the subtraction among two different subcategories
  • don't add new subcategories
  • also please fix mistakes if you see them

the odiferous contestants


  • loud and proud - 15
  • silent but deadly - 15
  • machine gun - 15
  • shart - 15
  • blart - 15
  • the harmless one - 15
  • nerve gas - 15
  • nuclear bomb - 15
  • "I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 15

the graveyard


  the harmless one         blart

     shart          nuclear bomb

   loud and proud

almost 9 years
silent but deadly - 25 (+)
machine gun - 20
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 7(--)
deal with it
deletedalmost 9 years
tfw 1 month has passed and this is still going on
almost 9 years
silent but deadly - 24 (+)
machine gun - 20
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 9(--)
war of attrition?
almost 9 years
silent but deadly - 23 (--)
machine gun - 20
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 10 (+)
almost 9 years
silent but deadly - 25 (+)
machine gun - 20
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 9 (--)
almost 9 years
silent but deadly - 24 (+)
machine gun - 20
nerve gas - rip (--)
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 11
almost 9 years
silent but deadly - 23
machine gun - 20 (--)
nerve gas - 1
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 11 (+)
almost 9 years
silent but deadly - 23
machine gun - 22
nerve gas - 1 (--)
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 10 (+)
almost 9 years
silent but deadly - 23 (--)
machine gun - 22
nerve gas - 3
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 9 (+)
almost 9 years
silent but deadly - 25 (--)
machine gun - 22 (+)
nerve gas - 3
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 8
deletedalmost 9 years
silent but deadly - 27 (--)
machine gun - 21
nerve gas - 3 (+)
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 8
almost 9 years
silent but deadly - 29 (+)
machine gun - 21
nerve gas - 2 (--)
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 8
almost 9 years
silent but deadly - 28 (+)
machine gun - 21
nerve gas - 4
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 8 (--)
almost 9 years
silent but deadly - 27
machine gun - 21
nerve gas - 4 (--)
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 10 (+)
almost 9 years
silent but deadly - 27 (+)
machine gun - 21
nerve gas - 6 (--)
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 9
deletedalmost 9 years
silent but deadly - 26
machine gun - 21
nerve gas - 8 (+)
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 9 (--)
almost 9 years
silent but deadly - 26
machine gun - 21
nerve gas - 7 (--)
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 11 (+)

let the milk diarrhea win....
almost 9 years
silent but deadly - 26 (+)
machine gun - 21
nerve gas - 9 (--)
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 10
deletedalmost 9 years
silent but deadly - 25 (--)
machine gun - 21
nerve gas - 11 (+)
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 10
deletedalmost 9 years
silent but deadly - 27
machine gun - 21
nerve gas - 10 (+)
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 10 (--)
deletedalmost 9 years
silent but deadly - 27
machine gun - 21
nerve gas - 9 (+)
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 12 (--)
almost 9 years
silent but deadly - 27 (+)
machine gun - 21
nerve gas - 8(--)
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 14
pretty much
almost 9 years
silent but deadly - 26 (+)
machine gun - 21
nerve gas - 10(--)
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 14

I am guessing everyone forgot about this game.
almost 9 years
silent but deadly - 25 (+)
machine gun - 21
nerve gas - 12 (--)
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 14
almost 9 years
silent but deadly - 24
machine gun - 21
nerve gas - 14 (--)
"I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 14 (+)