the rules

• only post once every four hours
• subtract two points and add one point to one subcategory each per post, you can't divide the subtraction among two different subcategories
• don't add new subcategories
• also please fix mistakes if you see them

the odiferous contestants

• loud and proud - 15
• silent but deadly - 15
• machine gun - 15
• shart - 15
• blart - 15
• the harmless one - 15
• nerve gas - 15
• nuclear bomb - 15
• "I just drank a gallon of milk and I'm lactose-intolerant" - 15

the graveyard

  the harmless one         blart

     shart          nuclear bomb

   loud and proud