I was thinking of another one, maybe deflate the oblong ball mid play, and throw it akin to ultimate frisbee into the goal area where the team is ready to catch, hoping the wind is in the right direction. It might be smart to bring a weather vane before the game starts.
Then again, if you have more time during this strat, you might want to think about switching to the easier strat, which is reinflate the oblong ball with helium, and attach it to a string, and that string is tied to the quarterback's arm so he can freely run to the goal area without the oblong ball being swiftfully grabbed beneath his armpit, as the oblong ball will be floating a few feet above the player.
Ok so they should act like they passed the oblong ball to one guy, but actually another guy came up and snatches it instead and replaces his shoulder pad with the oblong ball. Then, while some people are running after the first guy and the other half confused, he throws the shoulder pad into the confused crowd just for and giggles and runs into the goal area, pulling out the oblong ball and winning a free point. Anybody have any other strats?
You're conflating a literal murderer with a guy who allegedly might have known some equipment guys may have possibly tweaked air pressure in a football by 0.3 PSI because nobody in the NFL knows about science.
You're probably not even doing it ironically, and you're definitely not the first person to do so.
