I'll try, this is hard.

pretends to be depressed to get attention because being sad is the new 'in' thing

doesnt exist

2009 is when the Twilight: New Moon movie came out, how dare you support that year

You are not worth my time
Chris benoit was a wanker, try harder noob

jajaja

John Cena wouldnt make a wish with you

is a casual gamer

posts stale memes

Is probably JOHN CENA!

I could call you a weeb, but that's offensive to actual weebs

has big balls

lives in Texas wtf

is too lewd

doesnt play games with me and hurts my feelings

Is 14.

You hide behind a heart, because you dont have one

cleaning your litter box is like getting encrusted fossil fuels out of the ground

Your waifu a poop

disgusting homestuck fan

tfw you can't roast people with your wit, just by referencing your own username

youre above a fire ofc youre gonna get roasted. literally.

watches anime

not as good as JOHN CENA

They tried to burn you at the stake, but they were repulsed by your face

Is that a egg yolk or dyed on your face, I can't tell

(mfw kum is censored thanks Obama)