Cat is a dish in my homeland
That comment was so original. I've only heard it FIVE TRILLION GODDAMN TIMES.
Wish had a real chest like me
Does not know how to lie in a game a bout deception. How even.
Masturbates to .gif files.
I honestly confused you for another idiot. Sorry.
^Roasts a lot of people, but doesn't actually roast meat
Still fake, still utterly destroyed by me. I hope your chest isn't made of wood because you'll have to change your name to fakeashes after this roast. You can call me Sora because I'm unlocking an asswhooping on this fake chest. Get bent.
The sarcasm runs strong in this one. *cough*douchebag*cough*
Woah, that roast! What a doozy!
you're not cool for typing in all caps
cOMPLAINS ABOUT PROPER COOKING TECHNIQUES MEANT TO PREVENT FOOD FROM BURNING AND PROBABLY EATS TV DINNERS IN FRONT OF SOAP OPERA RERUNS>
You really stir my pasta.
You stole all that karma from the weeaboos you pretend to be friends with
unroastable to a fault! too hard on herself. very bad at replying . stinky .
Won't ever be a great pro. Won't ever be anything. Sucks the thumb. Uses asterisks to form text actions on internet forums. Not even good internet forums. Bad ones.
A myth that should have never been created in the first place. Unimaginative, can't comprehend the English language with such spelling and grammar. *drops mic*
