Original text:

"Let it go, let it go, can't hold it back anymore. Let it go, let it go, turn away and slam the door. I don't care, what they're going to say, let the storm rage on, the cold never bothered me anyways"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Wow,Wow,Wow,Wow,Wow,it's not in your hands. besides,down,down, down, open the door, I don't want to say it's the wrath of the storm, but the cold didn't bother me."

im so singing this tomorrow

Original text:

"i have a tiny [redacted] and even smaller balls. the balls are above the [redacted] also. the balls hand down around the [redacted] like the ears on a basset hound. the [redacted] stinks and i hate it. the balls do not smell. however, i also hate the balls. thank you"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I have a sister or a world of rock, for example, the ears of a dog. (photo and hat, I've lost a stone. but I want it to do. thank you "

Original text:

"hi im gay"

...33 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Hi, I'm gay."

Bless.

Original text:

"Just gonna stand there and watch me burn. But that's alright, because I like the way it hurts"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Was to observe and record, but that's okay because I love her, and I don't feel comfortable."

Original text:

"Sanbox is hazardous "

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Server or dangerous. "

"Artic suc"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"The american people need.

.....artic is the american jesus... this whole time

Original text:

"When I say 'Weng Lee Quam', you say, 'very nice'."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"If you are home, if you wait,you can pick and choose who you think I said"

Original text:

"I'm getting the keys cut today."

...33 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"For me, today... "

Via:

To Catalan: Tinc les claus de la puntuació avui.
Back to English: I have the keys of the score today.
To Chinese: 把钥匙给我的分数了今天
Back to English: Give me the keys... today

Original text:

"I have been known to enjoy a good rimming."

...33 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I know it's true."

Original text:

"I have a nice bum, I would like you to smack it"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I'm glad you're doing better, I think."

????

Original text:

"I am a potato and peach sucks."

...4 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I have potatoes and peaches to shiit."


looks like 4 is all i needed

Original text:

"˙ ͜>˙ wehehehe"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

" Time ehehehe"

Original text:

"we them boys"

...33 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"What"

Original text:

"Jews must be held accountable for all the pain and suffering that they have directly and indirectly caused throughout the world."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"The Jew is responsible for every part of the world of pain, like pain, right away or indirectly."

"Claiming virgin as fool is a Sandbox ban worthy offense."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I am the mother of a traitor. Sand. In Bulgaria."

"What kind of agent doesn't out night one?"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Stupid, but not today? "

"i really love juices, anime tiddy, and minions. im just a normal girl and you have no right to judge me"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"For example, water, and kitty and I'm the only child in a family, student, don't judge me anime."

"PIGEONS, HOWEVER, WILL STILL PECK AT GARBAGE BAGS CONTAINING DESTROYED EPIC MAFIA."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"In this case, John, but there is still a lot of damage and not today."

Original text:

"I was only 9 years old I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies I pray to shrek every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given. Shrek is love I say, Shrek is life My dad overhears me and calls me a f@ggot I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek I called him a c#nt He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep Im crying now, and my face hurts I lay in bed and its really cold A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me Its shrek I am so happy He whispers in to ear "this is my swamp" He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my @ss cheeks for Shrek He penetrates my butthole It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water I push against his force I want to please Shrek He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love My dad walks in Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says "Its all ogre now" Shrek leaves through my window Shrek is love, Shrek is life"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"At the same time, I love Shrek, and products and pills I was 9 years old. Bed, thank you for your life every night before Shrek, I hope. Guys, I'm very happy to say in my life. My father never made me feel like I said, I'm not gay. Bathroom'm jealous, I know. I had a boyfriend. Take me to bed. Now I'm crying my face hurt. I'm in a big room. HOT, HOT, HOT. I think I have to change sides. You I'm very pleased. She whispered in my ear, Make me a monster strong enough to endure it, and I kneel in front of this!!! On the way here I'm ready I retired in Shrek. Attack my @ss I'm sorry,I'm not Shrek. I leveled my eyes are open. Fighting men. I want to be your partner. Your @ss I'll iħobbu full of sound and voice. My dad For your eyes only, and now I think Shrek, the musical at the window. Shrek is love, Shrek is life."

Original text:

"nocturnul is fat"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"midnight oil"

Original text:

"Myths is fat"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"In mythology, oil, oil, oil price "

Original text:

"I like to suck hairy balls and give head."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I love the bass, and eggs. "

Original text:

"Sandbox lobby is a great source of educational content."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"In the Security Council, the source of educational content."

further proof sandbox is an illuminati ploy run by reptilians

"I am the meme master I am the Mastergay I love memes baby I love memes"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Three layers deep, or... Hey girl I love you, I love you,man."

Nocturnul says

Original text:

"Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The f"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"It is worth staying in that house, sometimes chicken and baked chicken, and (C) that I like. I want to have healthy hair, but I want to see "

Myths says

Original text:

"Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum"

...33 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I have the taste of chicken. Sometimes, if I'm the only chicken in the oven and head massage. It's very good, but I liked it because it had to be taken into account, such as hairs, fibers, soft, white, and different types of meat, with great confidence. Great"

great minds think alike