Original text:

"Slay them in the master's name!"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

""

Am i missing something?

Original text:

"I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

""

"There are too many gosh darn opinion threads you people need to chill your t1ts."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"A lot of people from the cold in his chest."

"Rebel scum."

...33 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"The rebels lost."

Original text:

"This educational thread should be revived"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Training will continue through until the time comes "

Original text:

"What is EpicMafia.com? Is it safe? "

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"The system EpicMafia.com ? are you sure? "

ARE U SURE?

Original text:

"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"One hundred and seven years ago our fathers on this continent a new nation, that it is free, I do not want to believe that all men are created equal."

Since when was Abe Lincoln a racist...

Original text:

"Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban "

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban. "

Well dang

I hate maths. I hate you. I hate him. I hate her. Oh wait what is hate again? donut don't do this! DON'T FORCE ME TO USE MY UBER POWER TO DESTROY GAMES LOBBY! I am player of the day FOREVER!


43Translation later...............

"I hate math I hate, I hate my life, I love,I love, wait,now I love it. don't have anything to give you. I don't want to go back to the hotel.!!!!! Home forever!"


My question:Where did the I love come from.

Original text:

"Hey, hey, you, you I don't like your girlfriend. No way, no way, think you need a new one."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Gay,gay, gay,Gay,gay, Gay,you, your friends, and I think that it should be so."

......well it's not wrong?

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood"

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"How many trees can you eat, if a could Chuck wood"

Original text:

"what the punk "

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Crazy "

"You're all losers."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"You're a loser."

....tru

"Good evening, Mr.bond"
best one yet

Original text:

"Output: "Hmm. So we should look for Platypops now? Good thinking, there's no challenge in hunting a wounded animal. We'll let him feed on his Kennypaste and try again." Luap says. "All of my gathered information leads me to Meme Swamp. That is where we'll find Platypops."
You and your team start to head south towards Meme Swamp. As you're walking the whirring sounds of helicopters fades in. A horde of GMV trucks race to the burning village. One truck pulls up on the side of the road and a man gets out of the truck. "What in the world are children doing out here? Have you not heard the news? The Sandbox Psychiatric Village burned to the ground. Hundreds of people have died...and dozens of freaks escaped. We need to get you off these streets and somewhere safe. Where do you live?" He says. "Hi I'm g-" Nitro starts before getting cut off by Luap. "We live near Meme Swamp!" She says.
Everyone gets into the truck. The man starts it up and begins driving to Meme Swamp. Take action!
Input: Feed your homicidal tendencies and murder the man."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"The president:no, Platypus so what were you doing? Well, I'm a wounded animal. Kennypaste what you eat and try again. all that information is stored in a footlocker in Paris, the couple, who. Here you will see the platypus. I can see the ruins of the helicopter in the city by the train, the driver of the car, to the South, you can see in the south of the road, these people work here? Have you heard the news? Ghost isn't a fire in the village. hundreds of people lost a lot of monsters in search of safe path. and where do you live?. Good evening, Mr. bond. A few people purchased the land on the family wet nitro! . Every motorist on the chest!!! Present:father kill your friend kill."

(Taken from "Love Game" by Lady Gaga)

Original text:

"Let's have some fun,This beat is sick I wanna take a ride on your disco stick Don't think too much just bust that kick I wanna take a ride on your disco stick"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"This may mean for the patient. To go to the disco,I don't want wood. I don't think it would affect the results. To go to the disco,I don't want wood."

Original text:

"Bdog likes anime."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Your Blog, I like anime."

hiensou says

"PIGEONS, HOWEVER, WILL STILL PECK AT GARBAGE BAGS CONTAINING DESTROYED EPIC MAFIA."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"In this case, John, but there is still a lot of damage and not today."

It's pick.

chaotic says

Original text:

"Anyone who visits the Cthulhu goes mad and speaks only gibberish during the day. Madness can be cured by a Shrink visit or being recruited to a Cult. Cthulhu dies if visited by Masons. Wins only if the Cultists win."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"The united States of America-the grain of what I have to say, regardless of where it is today. A fool, a psychiatrist and faith. I came like a shadow. If you win, and we have a winner."

i think, we can say... the result is quite chaotic... ha... ha... ha...

Original text:

"Anyone who visits the Cthulhu goes mad and speaks only gibberish during the day. Madness can be cured by a Shrink visit or being recruited to a Cult. Cthulhu dies if visited by Masons. Wins only if the Cultists win."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"The united States of America-the grain of what I have to say, regardless of where it is today. A fool, a psychiatrist and faith. I came like a shadow. If you win, and we have a winner."

"sweetie, you are literally so out of line it’s fricking unbelievable. i could drag you so hard right now but i know you’ll just end up crying. i’ve roasted you before and you know it. chances are you’ll just say i bullied you because you’re gay"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Yes, you are right, this way is very good, probably very hard to love, but I know now in Vogue, alcoholism, alcohol, I know there's nothing to say that's a contradiction, because he's gay."

that was a rollercoaster

"Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"The meat tastes like chicken. I'm a chicken in the oven and relax, but sometimes it's great, but I can't believe that I'm losing, because I love her "

Original text:

"I am literally wasting my life playing this stupid game."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Kidding aside,this is a stupid game."

Original text:

"i hate everyone"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I love you"