Epicmafia

over 9 years

Original text:

"P1ss Problems is secretly the illuminati."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Urinary tract infection in a mysterious light."

but!!! when i made it random 43??

"The secret of the song of light."

. . . o h . . .

GioAndVanni

over 9 years

Original text:

"Sinus trouble."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"If you have a problem. "

taurarius

over 9 years

Original:

"Sandbox is what happens when you kick noavis, lynch cops for claiming day 1, and allow bakers to claim virgin... but ban the fools who claim the same."

43 random translations later:

"The sheep, which took place after the explosion, but not Lynch, the police on day 1, which becomes mandatory for children, but can not say the same thing at the same time."

GioAndVanni

over 9 years

SonicTheHuman says

"Wow,Wow,Wow,Wow,Wow,it's not in your hands. besides,down,down, down, open the door, I don't want to say it's the wrath of the storm, but the cold didn't bother me."

im so singing this tomorrow

This could actually be a song.

Nitroxium

over 9 years

lilin says

Original text:

"Lucid will never ever implement the ideas the users give him"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"The user who knows the mind of the master."

Prophecy?

deletedover 9 years

Original text:

"Lucid will never ever implement the ideas the users give him"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"The user who knows the mind of the master."

SirAmelio

over 9 years

Original text:

"i'll tell you what i want, what i really really want"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I mean, hours irrid it? "

FlimFlammer

over 9 years

Original text:

"I secretly sneak into my sister's room to masturbate to her Twilight posters and jizz into her stuffed animals."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I go to my brother posters in place with full force."

deletedover 9 years

"Chickity China the Chinese chicken You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Chickity China Chinese chicken ... The legs,head."

Uprizzle

over 9 years

Original text:

"Come to decide that the things that I tried were in my life just to get high on."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"The solution to lifestyle."

WELL

deletedover 9 years

Original text:

"CIA: Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.
Dr. Pavel nods, nervous. CIA hands Mosquito man a briefcase.
MOSQUITO MAN: He wasn't alone.
CIA, confused, spots the Hooded Men. He turns to Dr. Pavel. CIA: You don't get to bring friends.
DR. PAVEL: They are not my friends."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"E. S. E.:D:D.... Pavel,I'm the AGENCY. Paul, what do you think the CLA will have a bag to catch mosquitoes Don't stop, not one of them. S. E. village, they say more. go to the doctor. A. E. A friend. Dear Paul: you."

B R A V O
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deletedover 9 years

original:

"i'm gay"

...43 translations later, Yandex fives us:

"i'm gay"

im dead serious about this

deletedover 9 years

Original text:

"homestuck is a good webcomic"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Animations,cartoons, manga,cartoons. web comics."

deletedover 9 years

Original text:

"mist"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

".:"

steph

over 9 years

Original text:

"error why kick?"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"But why"

taurarius

over 9 years

Nitroxium says

taurarius says

"Let us wage a moral and political war against the billionaires and corporate leaders, on Wall Street and elsewhere, whose policies and greed are destroying the middle class of America." -Bernie Sanders

"Spiritual and political battle of billionaires, big corporations, wall Street, politics, and greed in a different country, You have to destroy the middle class." -Yandex, 43 translations later.

"You have to destroy the middle class." - Bernie Sanders

Actual socialist Bernie Sanders

Kermit

over 9 years

Original text:

"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams. "

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"The width of the fuel could melt steel. "

Hmmm..

Nitroxium

over 9 years

taurarius says

"Let us wage a moral and political war against the billionaires and corporate leaders, on Wall Street and elsewhere, whose policies and greed are destroying the middle class of America." -Bernie Sanders

"Spiritual and political battle of billionaires, big corporations, wall Street, politics, and greed in a different country, You have to destroy the middle class." -Yandex, 43 translations later.

"You have to destroy the middle class." - Bernie Sanders

cupofljoe

over 9 years

"f_ck me in the memes"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Your mother, your friends."

taurarius

over 9 years

"Let us wage a moral and political war against the billionaires and corporate leaders, on Wall Street and elsewhere, whose policies and greed are destroying the middle class of America." -Bernie Sanders

"Spiritual and political battle of billionaires, big corporations, wall Street, politics, and greed in a different country, You have to destroy the middle class." -Yandex, 43 translations later.

Anna

over 9 years

Original text:

"Baby, you need to lose some weight."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"You need to lose weight"

Platypops

over 9 years

Original text:

"Testing a player's alignment using Graphical Mode is against the Copied Mechanics rule. Please do not do this or you will receive a violation."

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Check the player settings, using, therefore, a copy of the mechanics decided. No need to do it, or a crime."

giovanni

over 9 years

A woman pours so much hand sanitizer on her hands that it runs off and spills all over the floor. It is pooling at her feet. She continues pouring it. A security guard comes over. Ma’am, you’re causing a disturbance. I’m going to have to ask you to leave. The security guard slips, falls. The security guard is covered in hand sanitizer. The security guard is so clean. The woman is so clean. The woman’s hands are so clean.

"A woman so perfect disinfection of the hands of the fridge, across the country. A swimming pool in your legs. Everything works. The problem with protection. The owners of this bull[redacted] please. On the left side. Guard. The keeper and antiseptic hands. Security, very firm, very firm, it must be manually cleaned

Platypops

over 9 years

The result...

Original text:

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times."

...22 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"This is the best time, and this time even bigger."

nepenthe

over 9 years

Kafka got kaf'ked up (yes, I selected this text just to make the pun):

Original text:

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Greg got up from the bed, and I woke up in the morning, the sea services."

Bad Translator