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Betrayal's Help Thread

over 9 years

Tell me your problems in life and I will tell you exactly how to fix it.

over 9 years

Connor says


Arcbell says


Connor says

oh no, i'm not falling for that. you'll just call the cops. if you really wanted to help me you can tell me some general advice for any bank robbery


spend a lot of time mapping out every detail of the bank in question. make sure you know everything about everyone who works there, down to where they go for lunch and what route they take to and from work. don't do so conspicuously either. open an account, go in regularly with legitimate buisness. do this for several months until you know the bank better than the people who work there.


did you forget this was a get rich quick scheme


Get rich quick schemes aren't permanent sources of income. Get a real job if you want a steady source of income.
over 9 years
i mean, how am i supposed to get the money for drugs to escape reality and also to buy a new wardrobe to change my image if i can't do it quickly???
over 9 years

Arcbell says


Connor says

oh no, i'm not falling for that. you'll just call the cops. if you really wanted to help me you can tell me some general advice for any bank robbery


spend a lot of time mapping out every detail of the bank in question. make sure you know everything about everyone who works there, down to where they go for lunch and what route they take to and from work. don't do so conspicuously either. open an account, go in regularly with legitimate buisness. do this for several months until you know the bank better than the people who work there.


did you forget this was a get rich quick scheme
over 9 years
Shivv I have great sympathy for you. You believe you know it all and have great pride in your intelligence. But let me tell you, folk. You still have much to learn! You don't know it all! And you could use a little bit of my two cents to improve your life for the better.
over 9 years

Connor says

oh no, i'm not falling for that. you'll just call the cops. if you really wanted to help me you can tell me some general advice for any bank robbery


spend a lot of time mapping out every detail of the bank in question. make sure you know everything about everyone who works there, down to where they go for lunch and what route they take to and from work. don't do so conspicuously either. open an account, go in regularly with legitimate buisness. do this for several months until you know the bank better than the people who work there.
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topic 70598 over & out
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it's over. the thread
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the cogs in betrayal's head are grinding to a halt
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he's not quoting me because he's upset inside. he's burning MAD
over 9 years

deux says

betrayal Theres a user on epicmafia Who i REALLY want to notice me what do i do


PM the user of interest and introduce yourself. Ask if you guys could chat on Skype and get to know each other better. Alternative options - Stalk him in-game, spam his comments, spam PM him or create a thread with his name as the title.
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cue milk cup and candle posts
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there is only one way to wash the sins of a felony
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betrayal Theres a user on epicmafia Who i REALLY want to notice me what do i do
over 9 years

Connor says

oh no, i'm not falling for that. you'll just call the cops. if you really wanted to help me you can tell me some general advice for any bank robbery


General tips - Scout the area for cops, don't do it on a Saturday/Friday because more cops are on patrol those days, use your common sense, have a getaway plan prepared, don't brag about what you've done, bring a bag to put the money in, speed is important, and wear protection.
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i recommend you bungee jump except use rope instead of the elastic thing
over 9 years
oh no, i'm not falling for that. you'll just call the cops. if you really wanted to help me you can tell me some general advice for any bank robbery
over 9 years

Connor says

okay. can you give me any tips for bank robbery? all my questions are connected BTW


It depends, where do you live? Bank robbery is done differently based on your location. In places like Italy where nobody gives a fk, you just walk in, take the money, and drive off in your motorcycle or get away ride of choice.
over 9 years

Shivv says

i wish utahraptor was posting right now instead


Don't just wish, do something to find utah. Have you searched for him? Maybe if you took action now, you could turn your dreams true.
over 9 years

Shivv says


Betrayal says


Shivv says

for the records (ftr), i am smart and intelligent and in no need of help


Arrogance will ruin your life, whether sooner or later. You should learn to be more accepting towards your flaws instead of being arrogant.


i don't think so buddy


Yes, one day, you're going to realize that you do need help and that you are kidding yourself. And when that day comes, I will be readily available.
over 9 years

error says


error says


Betrayal says

serial killer like the Charleston shooter


hahahaa what


oh no no no, you're not getting away with this one so easily


jesus
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i will do so immediately
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i wish utahraptor was posting right now instead
over 9 years

Hibiki says

my reports are going missing. what should i do about it?


You must go find them before it's too late.
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error says


Betrayal says

serial killer like the Charleston shooter


hahahaa what


oh no no no, you're not getting away with this one so easily
over 9 years

deux says

betrayal Do you like italian or french on first date


I prefer Italian.