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Betrayal's Help Thread

over 9 years

Tell me your problems in life and I will tell you exactly how to fix it.

over 9 years
ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗ *sips marijuana* can anyone help me find my forks?
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I want someone who's good at sex. This is a major problem.
over 9 years
thanks for reminding me that you're terrible betrayal
over 9 years
Is this the real life?
over 9 years

Betrayal says


Shamzy says

Hi Betrayal. Could you help me figure out why you're so useless? This would be really helpful!

Thank you :)


Yes, but if I were to help you figure out why I'm so useless then I would no longer be useless unless you've misjudged me and I'm not really useless.


Well played.
over 9 years

Shamzy says

Hi Betrayal. Could you help me figure out why you're so useless? This would be really helpful!

Thank you :)


Yes, but if I were to help you figure out why I'm so useless then I would no longer be useless unless you've misjudged me and I'm not really useless.
over 9 years
Hi Betrayal. Could you help me figure out why you're so useless? This would be really helpful!

Thank you :)
over 9 years

Hibiki says

the quality of this advice is amazing. this was a good thread betrayal. how do i become as cool as you (IRL and on EM)


Thanks, and to become cool will require patience on your behalf. As long as you are willing to be patient, put in the work each day, and stay motivated to become COOL in life and on the interwebz, you will have no problem in doing so. The first step is to build a positive relationship with your community and those who you want to perceive you as COOL. Once accepted by your community, you must work on rising to the top and becoming a "Somebody". In life and online, "Somebodies" are regarded as COOL by default. Once you're no longer a nobody and you've ascended to SOMEBODY status, you will be deemed as COOL. To become a somebody, you must do something worthy or remarkable like making this thread.
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Connor says

okay, i've got a new plan. what's the best parts of the stock exchange to invest in? after i get some $$$ of course


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over 9 years
the quality of this advice is amazing. this was a good thread betrayal. how do i become as cool as you (IRL and on EM)
over 9 years

deux says

Ok i pmd You betrayal

notice me


Good luck. I hope they notice you.
over 9 years

Arcbell says


Betrayal says


Arcbell says


Betrayal says

Get a real job if you want a steady source of income.


where in this thread did he say he wanted a steady source of income?


Nowhere but a steady source of income will help him out in the longrun so that he no longer needs a get rich quick scheme.


but the long run is too slow. that's why they call it the long run.


Yea but you can only do so many get rich quick schemes before you run out of options and have to conform to the long run. So you might as well start the long run now.
over 9 years

Connor says

okay, i've got a new plan. what's the best parts of the stock exchange to invest in? after i get some $$$ of course


Buy stock in NASA. As soon as we sight an alien, the stock will skyrocket.
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Ok i pmd You betrayal

notice me
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Twist says

I've made $$$, $$$$ even, with the help of BDSwiss


this person is, haha, on the money
over 9 years
okay, i've got a new plan. what's the best parts of the stock exchange to invest in? after i get some $$$ of course
over 9 years

Betrayal says


Arcbell says


Betrayal says

Get a real job if you want a steady source of income.


where in this thread did he say he wanted a steady source of income?


Nowhere but a steady source of income will help him out in the longrun so that he no longer needs a get rich quick scheme.


but the long run is too slow. that's why they call it the long run.
over 9 years

Arcbell says


Betrayal says

Get a real job if you want a steady source of income.


where in this thread did he say he wanted a steady source of income?


Nowhere but a steady source of income will help him out in the longrun so that he no longer needs a get rich quick scheme.
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I've made $$$, $$$$ even, with the help of BDSwiss
over 9 years

Twist says

Are we talking $$$ or $$$$$$$$$$$$


Rich is different based on what country you're in. Therefore, there is no accurate measure. But in general, being rich means to have more wealth than most of your general population. And there are also different scales of rich. There's rich then there's rich rich and also the rich btch who's richer than rich.
over 9 years

Betrayal says

Get a real job if you want a steady source of income.


where in this thread did he say he wanted a steady source of income?
over 9 years
all right, we're getting somewhere here. i used to need $$$$$$$$$$$$ but now i only need $$$
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Are we talking $$$ or $$$$$$$$$$$$
over 9 years

Connor says

i mean, how am i supposed to get the money for drugs to escape reality and also to buy a new wardrobe to change my image if i can't do it quickly???


You don't need money for drugs, just rob the dealer. But then again, DON"T DO DRUGS! It will create more problems in your life then you know.
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How rich is rich