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Can one cheat in soccer?

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No, but one can cheat AS soccer.

http://pastebin.com/zZYJy1VB

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I played soccer when I was six, I remember kicking a ball and hitting someone in the face.
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snowflake276728 says

@Skillz

Orcing on any of the cop ccs would have led to auto if she died. Revealing real cop would mean the cop cc was mafia. Revealing mafia would mean cop cc was cop. So honestly, it wouldn't matter


It does matter, The Real Cop was actually the closest to being Mafia, how lucky can a Mafia get to guilty the real cop? And how lucky can the Oracle figure it out of nothing? You know that if The Mafia was actually cop the Oracle would've gotten so much hate? It's so clear that there was a cheat.
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Well yesterday soccer let a heart decay
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@Skillz

Orcing on any of the cop ccs would have led to auto if she died. Revealing real cop would mean the cop cc was mafia. Revealing mafia would mean cop cc was cop. So honestly, it wouldn't matter
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1) I did not play comp this time only like 3 games because I have my half - yearlies coming up
2) The only game I played with soccer that was comp was when I hammered soccer and we would have won and soccer would have lost if not for the veg
3)I WOULD LIKE TO PULVERISE MY FRIENDS SO I WOULD NEVER THROW FOR THEM
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Duke says

so like. lets say blacksnakemoan was playing almost every game with multiple friends, and was leading the round. there would be a thread about how black was cheating with x&x&x regardless of if it was true or not, because the odds of it happening legitimately are astronomically low


I was checked up on last round by a mod because I went 12/15 in first three days or something. I was right at the top, but I hadn't played EM in three years so they thought something might be up.
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so, who is investigating flex this time?
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IAmRobik says


Orly says


UniversalStudios says

Orly do you enjoy being dumb?

How does a bad player cheating impact the competition at all?


no, but i do enjoy being casually more intelligent than you on an everyday basis.


that's like saying you run faster than a turtle.


underpromise, overdeliver
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IAmRobik says


Orly says


UniversalStudios says

Orly do you enjoy being dumb?

How does a bad player cheating impact the competition at all?


no, but i do enjoy being casually more intelligent than you on an everyday basis.


that's like saying you run faster than a turtle.


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Orly says


UniversalStudios says

Orly do you enjoy being dumb?

How does a bad player cheating impact the competition at all?


no, but i do enjoy being casually more intelligent than you on an everyday basis.


that's like saying you run faster than a turtle.
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UniversalStudios says

Orly do you enjoy being dumb?

How does a bad player cheating impact the competition at all?


no, but i do enjoy being casually more intelligent than you on an everyday basis.
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Orly do you enjoy being dumb?

How does a bad player cheating impact the competition at all?
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cheating or not, this is yet another incident which demonstrates how illegitimate EM competition naturally is.

but god bless, ill still play it.
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this is significantly less obvious than most cheaters. they still have plausible deniability. in this case, if i were the mods and nothing extremely damning came up, i would tell soccer that he isnt allowed to play with his fam for the rest of the round. if he continues, suspend him from comp, if he doesnt... he wont trophy
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tip to all cheaters: if ur gonna cheat, dont make it so obvious
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i cheated last round
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CClOsC26Lw

relevant. damn i suk at derails
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oops this isnt the round thread. lets derail it anyways
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literallyPRO is literally PRO scum. JS
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soccer2002 says

because all of us know that we arent cheaters and we will just stick up for each other as a family


LOL
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speaking of soccer, come play A&D with me, soccer.
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so like. lets say blacksnakemoan was playing almost every game with multiple friends, and was leading the round. there would be a thread about how black was cheating with x&x&x regardless of if it was true or not, because the odds of it happening legitimately are astronomically low
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soccer2002 says

how is everything i do suspicious
so basically if i do something right im automatically cheating?



you are playing with your friends too often, people will be suspicious of you by nature because you had a negative winrate before the round started.
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soccer2002 says

how is everything i do suspicious
so basically if i do something right im automatically cheating?



p. much. You're awful.
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Orly says

i warned arcbell about this group literally weeks ago.


arc bell would say.. he killed cop 2 times over 5000 games must be cheating with cops