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my parents just called me in and apparently im going to disney world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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liquor before beer, you're in the clear
beer before liquor, ...awesome
over 9 years
pokemon stadium 2 minigames own
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Sachy always said the rhyme about wine and liquor but i forgot what it was
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Renaldo says


BiIIStickers says

are u kidding dude the hospital owns. try to beat my .32


sounds brutal. i've probably never even reached half of that.

i had a friend who had his stomach pumped and after being dropped back off at campus went straight to the tailgate and ran the beer pong table. dude was insane.


that's so damn raw.

** also insanely stupid and not cool
over 9 years

BiIIStickers says

are u kidding dude the hospital owns. try to beat my .32


sounds brutal. i've probably never even reached half of that.

i had a friend who had his stomach pumped and after being dropped back off at campus went straight to the tailgate and ran the beer pong table. dude was insane.
over 9 years
The point of doing shots is to not taste the alcohol. Put ur condom on like a sombrero. Double inhale, let the smoke out slowly

Tips for rutab =)
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ScubaSteve says


Renaldo says

just make sure when you eventually try any of them rutab that you are careful. you'll look like a big noob if you're the guy who goes to the hospital for drinking too much the first week of school.


This. And once you get to the hospital, you'll probably end up surrounded by a bunch of insecure girls who were really unpopular in high school who thought it would be hella cool to down 12 shots of bottom shelf vodka at a sleazy frat party.


me
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Renaldo says

just make sure when you eventually try any of them rutab that you are careful. you'll look like a big noob if you're the guy who goes to the hospital for drinking too much the first week of school.


This. And once you get to the hospital, you'll probably end up surrounded by a bunch of insecure girls who were really unpopular in high school who thought it would be hella cool to down 12 shots of bottom shelf vodka at a sleazy frat party.
over 9 years
i have never been hospitalized for anything and i never plan to
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never let someone who has 100 lbs on you pour your drinks

especially over the course of 4 hours

especially when said drinks are coming from a plastic bottle

man being 16 was awful in retrospect
over 9 years

BiIIStickers says

are u kidding dude the hospital owns. try to beat my .32


0.31 :/

20th birthday, tequila. bad night.
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are u kidding dude the hospital owns. try to beat my .32
over 9 years
just make sure when you eventually try any of them rutab that you are careful. you'll look like a big noob if you're the guy who goes to the hospital for drinking too much the first week of school.
over 9 years

Rutab says


Lux says


WolfBlitzer says


Rutab says

I still have yet to even try a sip of alcohol


this^


Jesus Christ god bless you


I am sober of all alcohol, tobacco, drugs, and even sex

I am like a saint, pure and clean


definitely not
over 9 years
rutab play kirby 64 at your after prom
over 9 years
the checkerboard-looking minigame was genius
over 9 years

Rutab says

The Drowsee game was easy imo, I could put that sucker to sleep in seconds

it was also rhythmic


really? i had no idea if i was doing it right.
over 9 years

Sims says

also, crystal shards minigames


some of the first swear words i ever heard were uttered while playing those.
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The Drowsee game was easy imo, I could put that sucker to sleep in seconds

it was also rhythmic
over 9 years
also, crystal shards minigames
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Rutab says

holy crap guys i just remembered how effing mad i would get at the jumping magikarp game

i would press that button so hard but sometimes the flipping magikarp would not press the button

god damn


it had to be rhythmic, it wasn't about power but timing it with how magikarp flopped
over 9 years

Renaldo says

the rattata treadmill game was my favorite though.


agreed
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holy crap guys i just remembered how effing mad i would get at the jumping magikarp game

i would press that button so hard but sometimes the flipping magikarp would not press the button

god damn
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same ive also never had sex
over 9 years
and i still to this day have no clue how to play the drowzee one. tips??