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my parents just called me in and apparently im going to disney world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I am sorry to hear that kyle. Maybe you should ask them to take you to Disney World, and Tinkerbell can use her pixie dust and make them think happy thoughts
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my parents just called me the n-word
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thanks man i did
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hope you had a nice time dude
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trip over and it was a success

will be home in 3 hours
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Tonight I am watching the main fireworks event
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Devante says

i've never been to disney land, my parents told me they would take me when i was young but never did :(


you're not missing a ton. it's really expensive and always crowded
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i've never been to disney land, my parents told me they would take me when i was young but never did :(
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update: We have driven 8 hours and still have another 8 to go before arriving
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Disney is amazing. And yeah 100% what itg321 just said. If you're too stubborn to do fastpass you will spend over half your day in lines.

To optimize fun stick to rides with "mountain" in the name. Splash Mountain, Space Mountain, and Big Thunder Mountain. Honorable mention to Expedition Everest which involves a mountain but does not have mountain in the name and is therefore slightly inferior.
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but no disneyworld is fun dont buy any food inside the parks and get fastpass
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maybe disneyworld can replace the joy that epicmafia.com has gradually taken awayfrom rutab and replaced with cold, dispassionate, embitterment
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True football legend.

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Did you watch the game at the weekend, Harry?
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My manager is an Everton fan, and I keep telling him Martinez will win the Europa League and take Everton down this season, but at least he'll be able to watch them play Brighton next year. He's starting to believe me.
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I would list what United have won in that period, but I don't want RSI tonight. Ta-Ta! ;)
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Lashka says

Ah. UEFA/Europa. Illustrious teams like Galatasaray, Feyenoord, Shakhtar Donetsk, CSKA Moscow and Valencia have won in that time, and Schalke 04 and Parma have won it twice!

Other illustrious League Cup winners include Swansea City, Birmingham City, Middlesbrough and Leicester City!

Other illustrious FA Cup winners include Wigan Athletic and the mercurial Portsmouth.


That Wigan FA Cup final was great. Loved it.
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Lashka says

Ah. UEFA/Europa. Illustrious teams like Galatasaray, Feyenoord, Shakhtar Donetsk, CSKA Moscow and Valencia have won in that time, and Schalke 04 and Parma have won it twice!

Other illustrious League Cup winners include Swansea City, Birmingham City, Middlesbrough and Leicester City!

Other illustrious FA Cup winners include Wigan Athletic and the mercurial Portsmouth.


It's still "something"...
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Anyway, I'll be back for more Sunday night, don't you worry Steve...
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Ah. UEFA/Europa. Illustrious teams like Galatasaray, Feyenoord, Shakhtar Donetsk, CSKA Moscow and Valencia have won in that time, and Schalke 04 and Parma have won it twice!

Other illustrious League Cup winners include Swansea City, Birmingham City, Middlesbrough and Leicester City!

Other illustrious FA Cup winners include Wigan Athletic and the mercurial Portsmouth.
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Soccer was invented by European women to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking
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Lashka says

I guess it must be the swimming club, Steve. Chelsea do have some great synchronized whining.


I think it's because they've won a lot the last two or three years...
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Lashka says


Calvin says

it's kinda hitting me that we haven't really won anything in the past 25 years.





Listen guy.

FA Cup in 1991–92, 2000–01, 2005–06.

League Cup in 1994–95, 2000–01, 2002–03, 2011–12

Champions League in 2004-05

UEFA in 2000-01.
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In the time since you last won the league, Calvin, such illustrious teams as Red Star Belgrade, Marseilles, and FC Porto have won the Champions League as many times as Liverpool