my parents just called me in and apparently im going to disney world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm currently enjoying a huge bowl of chocolate pudding, double cream, salted caramel ice cream, tinned peaches and chocolate sauce, but I'm sure some roofies would be the perfect seasoning on top.
Haha rutab I would have met you there had you gone last week
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The news networks are literally about to broadcast someone dying on live television. Awesome. ALSO HE'S STANDING ON THE BIKE WHILE HE'S GOING. THIS DUDE IS GOING OUT THE RIGHT WAY.
yeah, remember that time he accidentally took the date drugs that someone had lying around? good times, good times.
some guy at a sketchy frat gave our friend a drink, which she passed to him and he had instead. he took one for the team, that night.
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it's impossible to have a conversation with this filter
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are u kidding dude the hospital owns. try to beat my .32
sounds brutal. i've probably never even reached half of that.
i had a friend who had his stomach pumped and after being dropped back off at campus went straight to the tailgate and ran the beer pong table. dude was insane.
that's so damn raw.
** also insanely stupid and not cool
yeah he was pretty crazy. he also got roofied accidentally once. lots of good stories.
I blame Mikalis.
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Cosplaying gives me the heeby jeebies
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yeah, remember that time he accidentally took the date drugs that someone had lying around? good times, good times.
are u kidding dude the hospital owns. try to beat my .32
sounds brutal. i've probably never even reached half of that.
i had a friend who had his stomach pumped and after being dropped back off at campus went straight to the tailgate and ran the beer pong table. dude was insane.
that's so damn raw.
** also insanely stupid and not cool
yeah he was pretty crazy. he also got roofied accidentally once. lots of good stories.
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oh i cant say d*ck even when it's a name oops
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yeah dont drink w/ anyone whos facial hair looks like they might cosplay as dastardly
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Liquor before beer, nothing to fear Wine before liquor, roofies.
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liquor before beer, you're in the clear beer before liquor, ...awesome